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    agithacristyfan

    [341]Mar 26, 2009
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    From my life:

    Ulrich: *asleep in bed*

    Odd: *running into room, screaming at the top of his lungs* HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULRICH!!!!

    Ulrich: *Wakes up, screams and falls out of bed* ODD! Why the-*gets crushed by Odd hugging him*

    Odd: You're the birthday boy! Come on! We have a party coming!

    Ulrich: A-a party?

    Odd: DUH! It's your big day! We need to set up!

    Ulrich: But Odd, I don't wanna have a party; you know how I feel!

    Odd: Come on, don't be a spoiled sport! I'll be fun! And hey, you'll get to slow dance with Yumi!

    Ulrich:....okay, I'm in.

    I was Odd, Urich was my best guyfriend, and Yumi was his crush.

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    amrcndt324

    [342]Sep 5, 2010
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    Prepare for a bunkloaf of em!

    Odd: *Walks into an open cupboard door. Then calls Yumi.*
    Yumi: *Answers* Yeess?
    Odd: Yuuumiiii, remember how we were talking about how the cupboards were dangerous?
    Yumi: ...You walked into an open one, didn't you?
    Odd: Yess...
    Yumi: *Laughs* I'm surprised it was you since you're so short.
    Odd: NOT FUNNY! *Growls and hangs up.*
    Mrs. Hertz: Who was that on the phone?
    Odd: A TELEMARKETER!
    Mrs. Hertz: Oh.

    I was Odd, my mom was Yumi, and Mrs. Hertz was my grandmother.

    Aelita: Yumi...Can you stop being emo...?
    Yumi: Why?
    Aelita: Cause everytime you are, I think you're going to kill me...
    Yumi: Is it because I chased you with a cleaver that had fake blood on it?
    Aelita: I don't know...I just think you are.

    I was Yumi and my sister was Aeltia.

    Nurse Yolanda: I was outside and picked a piece of grass...And it slit my finge--
    Odd: You got a papercut from a piece of grass?! :O
    Nurse Yolanda: ...No...A grass cut.
    Odd: Pffahahaha!
    *Yolanda joing in on laughter*

    This one JUST happened. I was Odd and my mom was Nurse Yolanda.

    There will be more, but I have to leave to do some sturfsh.
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    CLEEnE4545fan

    [343]Oct 9, 2010
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    From Ice Age 2 the meltdown


    Ulrich: Okay everybody, thanks to Odd, we're all one big happy family. I'll be the daddy, Yumi could be the Mommy, and Jeremie is the uncle who beats the kids who get on my nerves. Now let's MOVE IT before the ground gives out from under our feet.
    Yumi (To Hiroki and Johnny): I thought tough guys are supposed to be jolly.
    Ulrich (to Yumi): I'm not tough. It's my skin, it makes me look big. And strong.
    Yumi: Oh, okay. (in a low voice to Hiroki and Johnny) He's tough.
    (I replaced a few words to make it sound better)


    Ulrich-Manny
    Yumi-Ellie
    Hiroki and Johnny-Crash and Eddie
    Odd-Sid


    From that Buttersticksong from Whose Line:


    Odd: You
    Aelita: Are
    Ulrich: My
    Odd: Butterstick
    Aelita: When
    Ulrich: I
    Odd: Need
    Aelita: A
    Ulrich: Friend
    Odd: Quick!
    Aelita: Let
    Ulrich: Me
    Odd: Take
    Aelita: Some
    Ulrich: Butter
    Odd: Off
    Aelita: You.
    Ulrich: And
    Odd: Let
    Aelita: Me
    Ulrich: Wipe
    Odd: You!
    Aelita: Butterstick!
    Ulrich: You're
    Odd: My
    Aelita: Butterstick.
    Ulrich: Butterstick!
    Odd: I'll
    Aelita: Love
    Ulrich: You!
    Odd: When
    Aelita: I
    Ulrich: And
    Odd: Myself
    Aelita (Getting a little confused): Toast.
    All: Oooh...
    Odd: When
    Aelita: I
    Ulrich: Love
    Odd: You
    Aelita: Butterstick,
    Ulrich: You
    Odd: Taste
    Aelita: So
    Ulrich: Good
    Odd: On
    Aelita: Toast
    Ulrich: Or
    Odd: Waffles
    Aelita: Or
    Ulrich: Pancakes,
    Odd: Too.
    Aelita: Butterstick.
    Ulrich: You
    Odd: Are
    Aelita: (Getting partially confused) Half the--Half
    Ulrich: The
    Odd: Man
    Aelita: I
    Ulrich: Am.
    Odd: Butter... (Aelita and Ulrich are recovering from a laughing fit) Oh my.
    Aelita: Oh
    Ulrich: My
    All: Butterstick.


    Odd-Wayne Brady
    Aelita-Drew Carey
    Ulrich-Ryan Stiles

    Edited on 10/09/2010 1:58pm
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    amrcndt324

    [344]Oct 12, 2010
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    From my life:

    *Aelita walks in on Odd, whom is ill and bawling.*
    Aelita: Odd, what's wrong??
    Odd: Nothing. It's just...This movie is...It's just so sad!!! *Bawls more*
    Aelita: ...It's the Little Mermaid 2...

    Aelita was my younger sister and I was Odd. I usually never cry, but when I'm sick the slightest bit of sorrow makes me bawl.

    Also from my life:

    *Odd, Milly, and Aelita walk out of a building where they heard a talk. Odd had consumed half a can of Mountain Dew.*
    Odd: ...Mountain Dew...Pffffhahahahaha! *Laughing really hard.*
    Milly: *Laughing cause Odd was laughing*
    Aelita: ...Why are you laughing?
    Odd: *Between laughs* I. Haha. Don't. Hehe. Know! Kfffahahahaha!
    Milly: I'm laughing cause Odd's laugh is contagious! Hahaha!
    *Later after taking a lot of deep breaths, Milly and Odd were calm. They were now at Emily's house.*
    Milly: Whatever you do, don't say pudding! It makes Odd laugh.
    Odd: *Overheard and was laughing* Too late! Hahaha!
    Tamia: What about Jello? Does that word make you laugh too?
    Odd: *Simmers to a chuckle* Still funny, but not as effective. *Smiles.*

    I was Odd, my friend Victoria was Milly, my sister was Aelita, my other friend Emily was Emily, and my other friend Liza was Tamia. This is why my parents don't allow me to have soda. xD
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    CLEEnE4545fan

    [345]Oct 21, 2010
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    Odd (Trying to say "I have two cats" in Spanish): Tengo dos gato.
    Mr. Fumet: You have a two-headed cat?
    Aelita: (laughing hard and long at what Mr. Fumet translated)

    Odd was a random student. Mr. Fumet was my Spanish teacher Mr. Balding. And Aelita was me.
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    amrcndt324

    [346]Nov 3, 2010
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    From my life:

    *Loud shuffling around in a closet.*
    Odd: *Walks over* What's going on?
    Yumi: *Takes pants off faster than ever.* SPIDER!
    Odd: ...I have never seen pants leave a human body so quickly...
    Yumi: JUST KILL THE DANG SPIDER!

    I was Odd and my mother was Yumi. She's a major arachnophobe. Actually, my whole family is. Except me.

    From my life:

    *Everyone's playing Catch Phrase.*
    Aelita: It's something you say when you want to get revenge on someone.
    Jim: I'm gonna kill you!!!
    Aelita: No, Jim, that's just what you say.

    My youth leader, Meredith, was Aelita and Fr. Jeff(yes, a priest!) was Jim. That was one heck of a game xD

    From my life:

    Odd: You were taking a picture of the frisbee that was coming towards you?
    Yumi: Yeah.
    Odd: ...*Makes camera clicking noises, then a collision noise. Also does the actions.*
    Ulrich: The last picture you got before you and the camera died.
    Yumi: Sure!

    Aaron was Odd, Clayton was Ulrich and I was Yumi. We were playing Ultimate Frisbee and I was shooting video and taking pictures while playing. Haha.
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    CLEEnE4545fan

    [347]Mar 18, 2012
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    Jeremie: We think Fumet's trying to steal it.


    Jim: Fumet? Blimey, Jeremie, you're not still on about him, are you?


    Jeremie: Jim, we know he's after the Stone. We just don't know why.


    Jim: Fumet is one of the teachers protecting the Stone! He's not about to steal it!


    Jeremie: What?


    Jim: You heard. Right. Come on, now, I'm a bit preoccupied today.


    Jeremie: Wait a minute. {Odd and a small, grey bull terrier, KIWI, meet. Kiwi sniffs Odd.} One of the teachers?
    Aelita: {sitting in a large chair} Of course! There are other things defending the Stone, aren't there? Spells, enchantments.



    Harry Potter cast


    Harry: Jeremie


    Hermione: Aelita


    Ron: Odd


    Hagrid: Jim


    Snape: Fumet


    Fang: Kiwi



    Film name: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone

    Edited on 03/18/2012 2:42pm
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    CLEEnE4545fan

    [348]Mar 23, 2012
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    from my real life today


    Odd: *passes by Mrs. Mayer* Happy Hunger Games, Mrs. Mayer.
    Mrs. Mayer: *laughs* thank you.
    Odd: AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.


    Odd was me. Mrs. Mayer was my English IV teacher, Mrs. Roberts.



    Heidi: (After Sissi has managed to trap Odd's leg under a pile of rocks) Very good, my dear. Now, shall we finish him off?
    (An extremely unwilling Sissi walks stiffly, against her will, towards Odd, who's still trying to extricate himself. Sissi's hands begin glowing)

    Odd
    : Sissi... no!
    Sissi
    : (Straining to hold back) She's... too powerful... ! I... can't stop her... !
    Odd
    : Yes, you can! It's your power, not hers! You can still control it! You can still do the right thing!
    Sissi
    : (Sadly) It's too late...
    (Her outstretched hand glows more brightly with her terrakinetic energy, and a huge boulder rises from the ground, forms itself into a sharp pike, and is pushed to Odd's throat; he gasps; Sissi's about to commit the final act, when...)

    Jeremie: (Swinging in) STOP!!
    Heidi: Strike, apprentice! Now!
    Jeremie
    : Sissi! No! (Aelita flies in; Yumi's eyes glow from the shadows, and she steps forth with both hands set to blast)
    Yumi: It'll be the last thing you ever do! (The standoff is now well and truly joined -- Sissi holding Odd at the point of her lethal stone barb, while she herself faces down checked energy fields, sword, telekinesis, and explosive compact discs)
    Heidi
    : I gave you an order!
    (Sissi stares wide-eyed; cut to Aelita in midair, hands and eyes fully loaded)

    Heidi: (From o.c.) DO IT!!
    Aelita: Please, Sissi, no!
    Ulrich: Don't do it! Don't do it!
    (Cut to her and Odd.)

    Jeremie: (From o.c.) Listen to us, Sissi.
    Aelita
    : (From o.c.) You're still our friend! We want to help!
    (Their voices and those of the other two armed Lyoko Warriors call out a jumble of arguments, trying to talk her down; as they fall silent, cut to Odd and zoom in slowly)

    Odd
    : It's your life, Sissi. Your choice. It's never too late to change.
    Sissi
    : Sorry, Odd -- for everything I've done...
    (He gives her one more doleful glance -- and with a scream of supreme fury, she swings her hand across the lair; the projectile pivots to point in that direction, away from Odd and all the other Lyoko Warriors, and rockets directly at Heidi)


    Jeremie: Robin
    Odd: Beast Boy
    Sissi: Terra
    Ulrich: Cyborg
    Yumi: Raven
    Aelita: Starfire
    Heidi: Slade

    Edited on 03/24/2012 9:37am
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