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    xemhanort

    [61]Sep 30, 2006
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    RebelGhost333 wrote:
    ...But i thought you said knockoffs were bad???? 

    yes, knockoffs are bad, but this is a good example of a bad knockoff. i would no because i came up with it in about 3 seconds, literally. and everyone knows that is what makes a good knockoff

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    xemhanort

    [62]Oct 1, 2006
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    i would have to say the only good knockoff is family guy (knocked off of the simpsons)

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    xemhanort

    [63]Oct 2, 2006
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    from REAL LIFE:

    odd: you know what really ticks me off?

    ulrich: what?

    odd: big head mode in videogames. So the standard head size isn't good enough for most people, huh!? do designers have to give people freakozoid heads just to make people feel good about their own head size!? (angry scream) you know what, i really liked that rant.

    ulrich: yeah, that was a good rant

    odd: you know what, im gonna tape that rant and sell it on ebay. a two record set for only $19.99.

    (im odd and my friend danny is ulrich. we were just talking about video games one day)

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    RebelGhost333

    [64]Oct 7, 2006
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    Ok, so I'm back and I was surfing and I found a bunch of quotes from scrubs that I thought would be funny. So here they are! Oh, and they're older in this one. About 25

    Yumi: Uh, Ulrich, this is your son. Not a rescued pit bull. Give him a kiss.
    Ulrich: Yumi, he's starting to look like a guy and I'm just not real big on kissing guys. I mean, when your father wanted to show me affection, he would just purposely miss when he threw things at my head

    Herve: Okay, two coins equals 30 cents, no nickles. I swear, we've done this before...Come on man! You went to Yale, for god sake!
    Nicholas: Relax...I figured it out.
    Herve: A penny and... a button that you wrote '29 cents' on. You think I don't recognize your hand writing?
    Nicholas: Can't we just kill him?
    Herve: How's therapy going?

    Sissi: (She sees Odd holding a beer.) What are you doing? (He threatens to open it.) You better not open that. (He opens it.) Okay, you better not drink it. (He takes a sip.) All right, You better not enjoy it. (He expresses enjoyment. Sissi b i t c h slaps his beer.)
    Odd: Did you just b i t c h slap my beer?
    Sissi: Did you just call me a b i t c h?
    Odd: Yes. Yes, I did!

    Odd: Baby, she said she doesn't want to be helped.
    Sissi: If Ulrich  were drowning and he told you he didn't want you to save him, wouldn't you do it?
    Odd: That depends. What if there're hot chicks at the pool? Maybe he wants one of them to jump in and save him?
    Sissi: Let's say there's no women.
    Odd: There's always women at the pool, baby!
    Sissi: Fine. He's in a pond.
    Ulrich: Oh, I would never swim in a pond! They're infamous for serpents!
    Odd: You could swim at the Y on Tuesdays - men only.
    Ulrich: Have you been to the Y on man night? Not me.
    Sissi: N-oka-fine! Odd's the one who's drowning!
    Odd: Oh! So now I can't swim!

    Ulrich You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret. Remember, before your wedding you sold me out to Odd?
    Sissi Ulrich! You showed up drunk at my shower, screaming through tears that I'd never be as emotionally connected to him as you are!

    I like the last one. ^^

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [65]Oct 7, 2006
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    From my life:

    (Odd makes a dumb speech)
    Jeremy: I just felt my IQ drop.
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    RebelGhost333

    [66]Oct 8, 2006
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    LOl. Here's one from my real life. I'm Odd and Ulrich's my friend D, Yumi's her crush.

    (Ulrichs phone rings)
    Ulrich: Hello?
    Odd: Penguins.
    Ulrich: Odd, stop calling me.
    Odd:Evil demonic penguins with laser vison!
    Ulrich: Good bye Odd.
    Odd: Tinkle tinkle in a bar, what I wonder is a cat!
    Ulrich: Dude, I'm hanging up now. (hangs up)
    (His phone rings again)
    Ulrich: Hello?
    Odd: Penguins.
    Ulrich: ARGH! (hangs up)
    (his phone rings again)
    Ulrich: For god sakes, Odd, stopcalling me with insane statements!
    Yumi: Right...are you okay?
    Ulrich: No. My best friend is insane and I just humiliated myself in front of my crush.
    Yumi: What?
    Ulrich: Uh....penguins. (quickly hangs up)

    I cracked up when she told me about the last part.
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    xemhanort

    [67]Oct 8, 2006
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    from XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN:

    odd: (in an almost drunk kind of voice) you know, if i wasn't me, i could be someone else. tee heee, like WILLIAM!!! ha ah.

    (kimiko is odd and william is cyclops)

    i find this particularly funny because nobody could ever want to be william.

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    mr_xses

    [68]Oct 8, 2006
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    what ep is that from I heard it befoer.
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    RebelGhost333

    [69]Oct 8, 2006
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    The Woozy Shooter... From Bones:

    Odd: I could kiss you right now.
    Sissi: That would require permisson ... which I deny.

    (Odd is Hodgins and Sissi is Angela)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [70]Oct 11, 2006
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    From Futurama:

    Yumi: Not Fnog! Jeremy, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you to fight like a girl!
    Jeremy: I'll put on my tutu!

    From The Ant Bully:

    Mrs. Ishiyama: Does it has anything to do with why i can't find your underwear?
    Hiroki: NO!
    Mrs. Ishiyama: Bedwetting is nothing to be ashamed of, Peanut.
    Edited on 10/11/2006 6:56pm
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    mr_xses

    [71]Oct 11, 2006
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    I love futarama.
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    xemhanort

    [72]Oct 11, 2006
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    futurama rules!!!!!!!!!

    o, and the ep with the woosy shooter was when omi became evil and fought clay, kimiko, and rai for the first time, and kimiko shot the woosy shooter at omi, omi jumped over it, and pushed kimiko in it, which caused her to say what i put. 

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    Sonic_____Freak

    [73]Oct 14, 2006
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    Sonic X (episode 5)

    (Odd and Ulrich are on Lyoko)

    Ulrich: (thinking)Where's Odd, he should've been here by now.
    Odd: (rides in on Overboard)Hey there, Ulrich!
    U: You're late, slow poke.
    O: Yea, well, I stopped to enjoy the scenery. This world is pretty cool, it's nice here. Yea, you'd like it too if you weren't such a party pooper.
    U: Enough talk, let's go!
    O: Oh relax, will ya, we got all afternoon to duke it out, buddy-boy.
    U: I'm not your buddy, and don't you forget it, smart alek! NOW PUT 'EM UP! I DIDN'T COME HERE TO SNIFF THE FLOWERS!
    O: That's your loss, you don't know what you're missing, but if you'd rather get clobered by me..
    U: SHUT UP!

    Odd is Sonic and Ulrich is Knux.
    Edited on 10/14/2006 1:23pm
    Edited 3 total times.
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    amrcndt324

    [74]Oct 14, 2006
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    This one is from my life

    Odd: *gasp* are those mentos?
    Ulich: yeah, why, you want one?
    Odd: DUH! and now to get some coke
    Ulrich: You idiot! Don't you know if you eat/drink them together you'll puke?
    Odd: no I won't!
    Ulrich: prove it!
    Odd: *eats the mentos and drinks coke and doesn't puke* told ya!
    Jeremie: there's a logical explination
    Ulrich and Odd: what's that?
    Jeremie: dudes! neither of you will puke if you eat mentos mixed with coke is cuz you're spirits! you r-tards!

    I was Jeremie, my guardian spirt, Sam is Ulrich, and my other "spirit guardian"(really my cousin but he was acting like a spirit for the day, and he eats about anything and doesn't puke), Sora, was Odd.
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    xemhanort

    [75]Oct 14, 2006
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    amrcndt324 wrote:
    This one is from my life Odd: *gasp* are those mentos? Ulich: yeah, why, you want one? Odd: DUH! and now to get some coke Ulrich: You idiot! Don't you know if you eat/drink them together you'll puke? Odd: no I won't! Ulrich: prove it! Odd: *eats the mentos and drinks coke and doesn't puke* told ya! Jeremie: there's a logical explination Ulrich and Odd: what's that? Jeremie: dudes! neither of you will puke if you eat mentos mixed with coke is cuz you're spirits! you r-tards! I was Jeremie, my guardian spirt, Sam is Ulrich, and my other "spirit guardian"(really my cousin but he was acting like a spirit for the day, and he eats about anything and doesn't puke), Sora, was Odd.

    i think it has to be diet coke

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    amrcndt324

    [76]Oct 14, 2006
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    xemhanort wrote:

    amrcndt324 wrote:
    This one is from my life Odd: *gasp* are those mentos? Ulich: yeah, why, you want one? Odd: DUH! and now to get some coke Ulrich: You idiot! Don't you know if you eat/drink them together you'll puke? Odd: no I won't! Ulrich: prove it! Odd: *eats the mentos and drinks coke and doesn't puke* told ya! Jeremie: there's a logical explination Ulrich and Odd: what's that? Jeremie: dudes! neither of you will puke if you eat mentos mixed with coke is cuz you're spirits! you r-tards! I was Jeremie, my guardian spirt, Sam is Ulrich, and my other "spirit guardian"(really my cousin but he was acting like a spirit for the day, and he eats about anything and doesn't puke), Sora, was Odd.

    i think it has to be diet coke



    maybe, but still, I can try it with regular coke right now, cuz I have a box of mentos mints, but my parents won't buy diet coke...or anything diet since they found out it can cause cancer, but whatev.
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    Lyoko_Titan1

    [77]Oct 15, 2006
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    From Doctor Who:

    Jeremie: XANA, you've declared war upon the human race!
    XANA: This isn't war, this is pest control!
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    mr_xses

    [78]Oct 15, 2006
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    ha that made sence.
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    Lyoko_Titan1

    [79]Oct 15, 2006
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    From the sprite comic 'Bad Mushrooms':

    Odd: This looks pretty bad...
    Ulrich: Only one man can save us now... quick! Get Mac Gyver on the phone! Chop, chop!
    Everyone else: ...
    Odd: Um... Mac Gyver isn't a real person...
    Ulrich: Huh? ...Wha? ...He's ...no ...no! You big meanies take that back! Mac Gyver is so real! He even signed my poster that one time at the mall! Can a not real person sign posters? Huh? Can they?!?
    Odd: Dude, that was like an actor.
    Ulrich: Nuh-uh! He's real! Just like the Easter Bunny!
    Odd: Um... about that...
    Ulrich: Alright, I'm not going to c... cr... c... WHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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    mr_xses

    [80]Oct 15, 2006
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    that show must be funny.
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