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    Lyoko_Titan1

    [81]Oct 15, 2006
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    mr_xses wrote:
    that show must be funny.
    It is, although it's ended now and has been replaced with another internet comic, VG cats. Here's a link. They got both comics here.
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    mr_xses

    [82]Oct 15, 2006
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    shake your bon bon is funny.
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    xemhanort

    [83]Oct 15, 2006
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    amrcndt324 wrote:
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    amrcndt324 wrote:
    This one is from my life Odd: *gasp* are those mentos? Ulich: yeah, why, you want one? Odd: DUH! and now to get some coke Ulrich: You idiot! Don't you know if you eat/drink them together you'll puke? Odd: no I won't! Ulrich: prove it! Odd: *eats the mentos and drinks coke and doesn't puke* told ya! Jeremie: there's a logical explination Ulrich and Odd: what's that? Jeremie: dudes! neither of you will puke if you eat mentos mixed with coke is cuz you're spirits! you r-tards! I was Jeremie, my guardian spirt, Sam is Ulrich, and my other "spirit guardian"(really my cousin but he was acting like a spirit for the day, and he eats about anything and doesn't puke), Sora, was Odd.

    i think it has to be diet coke

    maybe, but still, I can try it with regular coke right now, cuz I have a box of mentos mints, but my parents won't buy diet coke...or anything diet since they found out it can cause cancer, but whatev.

    just because it "can" doesn't mean it "will".

    i honestly don't believe it that much, i think you'd have to be one of those people that drinks, like, 5 cans a day in order to get cancer from it. as for me, i don't care if it's diet or regular, as long as it's caffeine free. caffeine burns calcium.

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    amrcndt324

    [84]Oct 15, 2006
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    I got this one from my Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories manga that I got today:

    scene starts with Jeremie and Aelita sleeping while Odd is watching the stars
    Jeremie: I'll have another cheeseburger please, a-hyuck
    Ulrich: brave keyblade master
    Odd: who's there? ....
    Ulrich: ahead lies something you need, but to claim it, you must loose something dear
    Odd: huh? where did he--
    Ulrich: behind you!
    Odd:wh-- HEY! WAIT! .....
    Jeremie: can I have extra ketchup for my fries too? a-hyuck.
    Aelita: zzzzzzz-- I just had the weirdest dream, Ulrich and Odd were making out.
    Odd: EW!!! GROSS!!!

    Odd was Sora, Aelita was Donald, Jeremie was Goofy, and Ulrich was some dude in a black hood, I'm pretty sure he was Riku, but I'm not sure
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    xemhanort

    [85]Oct 15, 2006
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    from the weebls-stuff.com video "chutney":

    (xana and jeremy are in a hot-air balloon after two guys were blown up by a cloud)

    xana: ohhhhhhhhhh, they're all dead!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! more tea, parle-pas vous.

    jeremy: uhh, we are all out of "the tea"

    xana: darn you, frenchie!

    jeremy: DROP KICK! (jeremy kicks xana out of the hot-air balloon)

    (xana is some english guy and jeremy is some french guy, and in case you were wondering, the video really made no sense in any part)

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [86]Oct 22, 2006
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    From Evolution Worlds(Gamecube):

    Yumi: That's the spirit, Hiroki! You are so grown-up now! It seems like only yesterday that I was changing your diapers... And washing your sheets in secret from everyone after you wet the bed. Ah, the memories. Those days are gone forever. It's a little sad.
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    xemhanort

    [87]Oct 22, 2006
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    from SHIN-CHAN:

    mrs. ishiyama: you'll have a glass of milk after dinner, then another glass before you brush your teeth, and another before you go to sleep. and then, after you piss your sheets in the middle of the night, you'll get another glass of milk

    hiroki: god! hasn't this woman ever heard of milk poisoning!

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    amrcndt324

    [88]Oct 22, 2006
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    this one is kinda funny, it happened like 5 minutes ago

    Aelita: Odd, do you smell smoke?
    Odd: yea
    Aelita: ODD! YOUR BUTT'S ON FIRE!
    Odd: AHHHHH!!!!*runs away*
    Yumi: what the freak?
    Aelita: Odd burnt his tail
    Yumi: ugh...I can't leave you guys alone for a second

    (I was Yumi, my lil sis was Aelita and my kitten was Odd)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [89]Oct 22, 2006
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    xemhanort wrote:

    from SHIN-CHAN:

    mrs. ishiyama: you'll have a glass of milk after dinner, then another glass before you brush your teeth, and another before you go to sleep. and then, after you piss your sheets in the middle of the night, you'll get another glass of milk

    hiroki: god! hasn't this woman ever heard of milk poisoning!



    I remember that episode. It was hilarious.
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    amrcndt324

    [90]Oct 22, 2006
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    Odd: let's get cartmon!
    Aelita: okay, and here's mine!
    Odd: you mean Jimbo!
    Aelita: NO! Mary.
    Sissi: here's mine!
    Odd: Her name's Julian!
    Ulrich: dude! what's with you and naming those things?
    Odd: "DUDE" what's with you and those clothes? I mean, come on! they're like from the 200's
    Ulrich:...you're just jealous cuz I look so hot!
    Odd: puh-lease, no one else can see you except me and other spirits!
    William: would you two knock it off? you're annoying me!
    Yumi: mehm!
    Odd & Ulrich: Aw jeez! why do you always have to be a party-pooper?
    William: Hey take that back!
    Tamia: It's fun drawing you guys fighting *giggles*
    Aelita: Odd, who are you talking to?
    Odd: uh....no one?
    Ulrich: what do you mean no one?
    Odd: Ulrich?
    Ulrich: yea?
    Odd: just SHUT UP!

    that was when I was getting pumpkins at the pumpkin patch with my mom, dad, lil sis, and my pals(who are spirits), Zek, Sam, SA, and Sootie. I was Odd, my lil sis was Aelita, my mom was Sissi, Zek was Ulrich, William was SA, Yumi was Sootie, and Tamia was Sam(cuz I couldn't think of any other girls other than adults and milly)
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    timekitten

    [91]Oct 22, 2006
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    From Avatar: The Last Airbender. Yumi = Katara, Ulrich = Aang


    Yumi: [trying to figure how to get out of the cave of two lovers] Well, I was thinking...since you have to trust in love to get out...and they show the two lovers kissing...maybe we should...kiss. [blushes]
    Ulrich: [gets an absent, dreamy look on face] Us kissing...
    Yumi: [looks away, laughing embarassing] You see, it was a crazy idea.
    Ulrich: [drops dreamy look and nervously laughs] Uh, yeah. I certainly wouldn't want to kiss you...
    Yumi: [glaring] Oh, sorry! I didn't realize how horrible it was for you!
    Ulrich: No, no! I meant if it was a choice of kissing you or dying, I'd rather kiss you!
    Yumi: [shoves torch into Ulrich's hand and storms off] Well right now I don't know which I'd prefer!



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    mr_xses

    [92]Oct 23, 2006
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    ulrich mess up again.
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    timekitten

    [93]Oct 23, 2006
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    You could also think of it in terms of Jeremie = Aang and Aelita = Katara. lol
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    yumiishiyama

    [94]Oct 24, 2006
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    that sounds like something Ulrich would do, and same with Yumi
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    xemhanort

    [95]Oct 26, 2006
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    xemhanort wrote:

    from SHIN-CHAN:

    mrs. ishiyama: you'll have a glass of milk after dinner, then another glass before you brush your teeth, and another before you go to sleep. and then, after you piss your sheets in the middle of the night, you'll get another glass of milk

    hiroki: god! hasn't this woman ever heard of milk poisoning!

    I remember that episode. It was hilarious.

    yeah it was! i wonder why adult swim isn't showing it anymore on it's pm lineup?

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    xemhanort

    [96]Oct 26, 2006
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    timekitten wrote:
    From Avatar: The Last Airbender. Yumi = Katara, Ulrich = Aang


    Yumi: [trying to figure how to get out of the cave of two lovers] Well, I was thinking...since you have to trust in love to get out...and they show the two lovers kissing...maybe we should...kiss. [blushes]
    Ulrich: [gets an absent, dreamy look on face] Us kissing...
    Yumi: [looks away, laughing embarassing] You see, it was a crazy idea.
    Ulrich: [drops dreamy look and nervously laughs] Uh, yeah. I certainly wouldn't want to kiss you...
    Yumi: [glaring] Oh, sorry! I didn't realize how horrible it was for you!
    Ulrich: No, no! I meant if it was a choice of kissing you or dying, I'd rather kiss you!
    Yumi: [shoves torch into Ulrich's hand and storms off] Well right now I don't know which I'd prefer!



    yup, that's definitely ulrich and yumi.

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    amrcndt324

    [97]Oct 26, 2006
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    this happened in a chat earlier

    Yumi: MWAHAHA! To the hideout!
    Odd: Yes sir! I mean mam!
    Yumi: do you even know where it is?
    Odd: *gets in a jeep and drives in the wrong direction*
    Yumi: you don't need a car...or jeep....or any vehicle for that matter!
    Odd: *comes back* Ok...
    Yumi: it's at the bottom of the really deep lake! *points to it* it's where I hide all my cookies^^
    Odd: *dives in*
    Yumi: *dive in and swims really fast to bottom and into the cave*
    Odd: *comes back 5 minutes after you with blood spewig al over the place*
    William: I got such a hangover ugh
    Yumi: what happened to you?
    William: drank a bit much last night
    Yumi: NOT YOU!
    William: oh...sorry
    Yumi: tis ok...what happened to you...Odd?
    Odd: no one told me Jaws was in the f***ing water!
    Yumi: oh...sorry, I forgot he's my guard-shark
    Odd: guard-shark? for what?
    Yumi: the under-water cave! with all my cookies! DUH!
    Odd: oh
    Yumi: I'm the only one who can get in....unless I invite somone
    Odd: ...can we leave now?
    Yumi: fine *leaves cave*
    Odd: follows*
    Yumi: wait...where are we going again?
    Odd: dunno

    I was Yumi, Sean was Odd and Sav. was William
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    dooddooddood333

    [98]Nov 5, 2006
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    (from:The Simpsons. Yumi is Homer and her little brother Hiroki is Bart)

    yumi:get back here boy!

    Hiroki:eat my shorts!

    Yumi: why you little! (she grabs hiroki's neck and starts strangling him)

    hiroki : (being choked by yumi) ack! ack! ack!
    Edited on 11/05/2006 8:14am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [99]Nov 5, 2006
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    From Drake and Josh:

    (Odd is talking to Ulrich about his new girlfriend)
    Odd: Yeah . . . I think she might even be the one.
    Ulrich: The one you date for more that 3 weeks?
    Odd: Yeah, I'm thinking she might be a monther
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    Sonic_____Freak

    [100]Nov 6, 2006
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    From Friday (My life)
    It's when they first see a tarantula.

    Odd: *walking over to the gang* Hey, you gonna play anything worth wi-what the hell is that?

    I was Odd, and the gang was my brother's friends having a sleepover and playing Metal Arms Glitch in the System. My brother was battling a zombie robot thing, that looked really weird.
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