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    neofrost67

    [141]Jan 17, 2007
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    From The Simpsons: Hiroki: Dad gets to kill wild animals, but I shoot one bird and I had to go to a psychiatrist. Mrs. Ishiyama: Hmm, he still thinks that hobo was a bird. From The Empire Strikes Back (spoiler warning for those who have never seen it/don't know the Star Wars Story): XANA: I did not kill your father Aelita, I am your father.
    that be so messed up if xana becomes her dad in the show...
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [142]Feb 2, 2007
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    From Family Guy:

    Yumi: I mean, you are getting a little old to have a teddy bear.
    Hiroki: Yumi, I'm eight!
    Yumi: Still?
    Hiroki: What?

    Ulrich: I mean, you are getting a little old to have a teddy bear.
    Jeremy: Ulrich, I'm twelve!
    Ulrich: Still?
    Jeremy: What?
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    amrcndt324

    [143]Feb 2, 2007
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    From Boy Meets World:

    (fanguys & fangirls all telling Team Lyoko stories about them(and fanfics)
    (one fan bolts the exits shut)
    Odd: Ulrich, I'm scared
    Ulrich: Code Lyoko stalkers
    (Team Lyoko cower in fear of the fans insanity)

    Like I said, this is from Boy Meets World, the fanguys and fangirls are the Matthews family, Odd is Ted, and Ulrich is Bernie(both from the Love Boat)

    Real Life:

    Odd: ish hypah!
    Sissi: what?
    Odd: Right, I forgot, you don't speak cool, in loser talk it's, "I'm hy-per"
    Sissi: -mumbles something-
    Odd: anyway, I'ma go make a sammich....OH NOES!!!
    Sissi: WTF? What's wrong now?
    Odd: ~yells~It's Teddygodzilla all over again!-runs and crashes into a fake tree then falls on face-
    Sissi: .....You are so insane -points and laughs-
    Odd: -starts to get up but rolls over laughing-
    Sissi: What are you laughing at this time? Your horrible coordination?
    Odd: No, that fact that when you were pointing at me, there were three fingers pointing at you and your baboon butt face! -continues laughing-
    Sissi: Grrrr......-stomps off-

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Sissi ^^
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [144]Feb 3, 2007
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    From Sabrina, the Teenage Witch:

    (Ulrich is trying to loose weight)
    Ulrich: This stinks! I’ve been dieting for a whole half a day and I haven’t even lost a pound.
    Odd: Ulrich, I’ve found that the key to losing weight is eating the right foods.
    Ulrich: Who are you channelling? The other day I saw you putting sugar on bacon.
    Odd: Lean bacon.
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [145]Feb 4, 2007
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    I'm double posting to bump this.

    These are from the first voulme of he Digimon Zero Two manga:

    (Sissi is raving Ulrich)
    Odd: Pretty boys. You need a real man. (points to self, winks, and smiles)
    Sissi: If by "real" you mean "bed-wetting," then we should date.
    Odd: I DON'T WET THE BED! (quietly) Often.

    (Yumi puts touches Odd's shoulder)
    Odd: Yagh! Yumi, what was that for? I was thinking!
    Yumi: I thought I smelled something burning.
    Edited on 02/04/2007 6:46am
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    LyokoOddFan

    [146]Feb 4, 2007
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    From Family Guy

    Ulrich: Your Drunk
    Odd: Your Sexy

    Ulrich=Brian
    Odd=Stewie
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [147]Feb 4, 2007
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    From Boy Meets World:

    Jeremy: What kind of disgusting display was that?
    Michel Belpois: What? I was just being friendly to your girlfriend's..
    Jeremy: YOU WERE ALL OVER HER!
    Michel: Oh I was not. But ya know, just for safety reasons, if you were ever over there and I need to get ahold of you, What's her number?
    Jeremy: 1-800- Take a Cold Shower!
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    amrcndt324

    [148]Feb 4, 2007
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    From a CLRP I'm in:

    Jeremy: We just killed 50 students!
    Ulrich: -walks down by Yumi-
    Yumi: -is sitting by the river bank sulking-
    Ulrich: Yumi?
    Yumi: Yeah?
    Ulrich: -hugs Yumi-
    Yumi: -hugs Ulrich back-
    Jeremy: -wonders around and ends up downtown-
    -Ulrich and Yumi start walking back to dorm room-
    Ulrich: Yumi?
    Yumi: Hm?
    Ulrich: Can we hold hands?
    Yumi: sure. -grabs Ulrich's hand even though it's freezing-
    Jeremy: -spazzes out about XANA and police attack him and take him in custody-
    Ulrich: Yumi, you have warm hands
    Yumi: thanks
    -Ulrich and Yumi arrive at dorm-
    -Jeremy is questioned by the police and after clearing things up goes to the principals office-
    Mr. Delmas: Mr. Belpios, most students would be suspended for disrupting the peace downtown, but with your absences, I'm going to have to expell you from Kadic, I'll call your parents to let them know.
    Jeremy: -sinks in chair- Yes sir.
    -Mr. Delmas calls Jeremy's parnets-
    -a sudden bright light turns back time to just before they killed the 50 students-
    Jeremy: What just happened?
    Ulrich and Yumi: I dunno
    -the 50 students are dazed and wondered how they got here-
    Ulrich: you're here beacause you're on a treasure hunt, you're looking for $20, and the $20 is in Jim's poket so you have to find Jim. Now go find him! Go!
    -students run off looking for Jim-
    Ulrich: hm?
    -pulls out Yumi's dream log-
    Ulrich: Hey Jeremy! Yumi had a dream where she was Juliete and you were Romeo, and it was the big scene!
    Yumi: You lie! That was your dream and you know it! -gets amd-
    Ulrich: Hey guess what! I learned how to swim! -dives in water- Oh crap! I still can't!
    Yumi: -smaks forehead and dive in water-
    Ulrich: -starts reading more of Yumi's dreams-
    Yumi: -is dragged underwater-
    Ulrich: Yumi?!
    Yumi: is passed out and sinking-
    Ulrich: -goes under and saves her then does cpr-(aka, the kiss of life)
    Yumi: -slowly awakens- What the heck? What happened?
    Ulrich: You pased out.
    Yumi: I did? Hey, you hungry? I'm starving, let's get something to eat.
    Ulrich: You know that free meal offer is still up, let's go
    -Yumi and Ulrich go to resturant-

    Ulrich- played by Ants(ANTSINFL), Jeremie- played by Hyra(Hyreia81) and Yumi- played by AI(me)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [149]Feb 5, 2007
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    From Family Guy:

    Mr. Ishiyama: (while teaching Hiroki how to hula) No! It's step, hip, step pivot! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?

    Micheal: (while teaching Jeremy how to hula) No! It's step, hip, step pivot! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?

    Mr. Stern: (while teaching Ulrich how to hula) No! It's step, hip, step pivot! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
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    stargirl_tasha

    [150]Feb 6, 2007
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    Odd: Hey, look what I got off that internet auction site!

    Jeremie: What is it?

    Odd: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville! Amityville!

    Jeremie: You bought a haunted toaster?

    Odd: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

    48 seconds later...

    Jeremie: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?

    Odd: No one knows! What's even cooler, you put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickle, and if you put in pumpernickle, you get a blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: Bull*censored*!

    Odd: Oh yeah? Fine, It just so happens I have some pumpernickle bread....*holds up a slice* Right here!

    *seconds later...*

    *Blueberry muffin pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa!

    Odd: See? Blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: That's freaky, what happens if you put a bagel in there?

    Odd: Good Question!

    *Seconds later...*

    *Porkchop comes out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: ....Is....Is that a porkchop?

    Odd: Aw man! What a Jip! I was hoping it would be one of those toasty cakes!

    Jeremie: Ooh! Try waffles!

    Odd: Eh...The auction description said not to use waffles...

    Jeremie: ...Why?

    Odd: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something...Ah just don't mess around with it.

    Jeremie: *shifty eyes*

    *Several Seconds later...*

    *Toasted hand pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa! It's a toasted hand!

    Odd: What did I say about using waffles?!

    Odd: The amityville toaster! Spooky talk from toaster....Spooky eat me toast! Yum yum yum...Human hand!

    Odd=Foamy

    Jeremie=Germaine(Even though Germaine's a girl...)

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [151]Feb 6, 2007
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    What's that from?
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    amrcndt324

    [152]Feb 6, 2007
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    Ok, this is just something from another RP, it is kinda strange...yeah

    Odd's Uncle: Odd! Get down from that tree! It's about moving!
    Odd: -jumps down from tree- what?
    Odd's Uncle: -whispers- I'll make a deal with you, since you have a girlfriend
    Odd: -is nervous- what?
    Odd's Uncle: Try one last experiment and I'll let you stay at Kadic.
    Odd: .....-thinks- fine
    Odd's Uncle: -evil laughter-
    -dramatic music- dun dun dun

    Odd was AI and Odd's uncle was AI's uncle(it's a whole series of strange events...dunno why I said...er....typed that)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [153]Feb 7, 2007
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    From Digimon:

    Odd: Pee-yew! What's that yucky smell?
    Ulrich: Here's a thought. Now you know why they call them sweat socks!

    Odd: My tummy's ready for some action!

    Jeremy: I prefer my eggs to be covered in salt and pepper, but I guess it doesn't matter.
    Ulrich: I like soy sauce.
    Yumi: How about salsa?
    Sissi: How about a reality check?
    William: I'll have mine with mustard and jellybeans, please.
    (Ulrich laughing)
    Yumi: How, gross!
    Hiroki: Jellybeans. That sounds good.
    Odd: What? You're both weird! My favorite is eggs topped in maple syrup! Yummy! Sometimes I like them with cherries on top!
    Sissi: That's weird!
    Hiroki: But I bet it's good.

    Jeremy: (to William) Why do you hate me?
    XANA: He hates you because I commanded him to hate you!
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    amrcndt324

    [154]Feb 9, 2007
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    from real life:

    -Ulrich is practicing for archery classes and Yumi is watching-
    Ulrich: Ahhh! -aim is off and arrow hits Yumi in right shoulder-
    Yumi: OW! -pulls arrow out of arm-
    Ulrich: -rushes over to Yumi- Ahh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to! something startled me and then a dog and cat and.....-is yelling gibberish-
    Yumi: -is laughing head off while bandaging up arm-

    I was Yumi and my friend Scott was Ulrich and yes, I really did get hit in the arm with an arrow
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [155]Feb 9, 2007
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    stargirl_tasha wrote:

    Odd: Hey, look what I got off that internet auction site!

    Jeremie: What is it?

    Odd: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville! Amityville!

    Jeremie: You bought a haunted toaster?

    Odd: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

    48 seconds later...

    Jeremie: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?

    Odd: No one knows! What's even cooler, you put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickle, and if you put in pumpernickle, you get a blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: Bull*censored*!

    Odd: Oh yeah? Fine, It just so happens I have some pumpernickle bread....*holds up a slice* Right here!

    *seconds later...*

    *Blueberry muffin pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa!

    Odd: See? Blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: That's freaky, what happens if you put a bagel in there?

    Odd: Good Question!

    *Seconds later...*

    *Porkchop comes out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: ....Is....Is that a porkchop?

    Odd: Aw man! What a Jip! I was hoping it would be one of those toasty cakes!

    Jeremie: Ooh! Try waffles!

    Odd: Eh...The auction description said not to use waffles...

    Jeremie: ...Why?

    Odd: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something...Ah just don't mess around with it.

    Jeremie: *shifty eyes*

    *Several Seconds later...*

    *Toasted hand pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa! It's a toasted hand!

    Odd: What did I say about using waffles?!

    Odd: The amityville toaster! Spooky talk from toaster....Spooky eat me toast! Yum yum yum...Human hand!

    Odd=Foamy

    Jeremie=Germaine(Even though Germaine's a girl...)



    What is that from?
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    amrcndt324

    [156]Feb 9, 2007
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    it's from a flash called Neurotically Yours, here's a link that explains it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotically_Yours

    from real life:

    Aelita: dude, your bleeding
    Odd: .....I am?
    Aelita: yeah, look at your right shoulder
    Odd: -looks at right shoulder- oh.....uh.....-covers it up- that's nothing, just a stain -sweatdrop-
    Aelita: hey, what's under the hat?
    Odd: don't touch my hat!
    Aelita: -takes off Odd's hat revealing his cat/fox/wolf ears-
    Odd: ep! -covers ears- You saw nothing! -snatches hat and puts it back on-
    Aelita: .......

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [157]Feb 9, 2007
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    Why were you bleeding and why did you have cat/fox/wolf (technically foxes are a type of cats and wolfs are a type of dog) ears?

    From Digimon:

    Odd: You just like playing on your computer. That's all.
    Jeremy: You think I'm just playing around here?
    Odd: I think you like computers more than people.
    Edited on 02/09/2007 7:41pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    amrcndt324

    [158]Feb 9, 2007
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    I was bleeding from a freak arrow incident and the ears are a whole mutation thing.

    from real life:

    Odd: Why'd the what say who?
    William: what?
    Odd: no, who.
    William: huh?
    Odd: no, who.
    William: who?
    Odd: NO! I'm telling you, if you eat garlic crackers covered in icing you'll have really weird dreams!
    William: and I say that if you eat salted crackers dipped in soda/milk(soda mixed with milk) will give you insaner dreams than that!
    Odd: NO WAY!

    I'm Odd and my other half is William(it's me having a conversation with myself I actually talk to myself, but that's just me)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [159]Feb 9, 2007
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    Oh right, the arrow thing. You're lucky about the ears, the only genetic mutation in my family is a genetic disorder that causes my father and his kids (my sister and me) and all of our kids, most likely, to be shorter than the rest of my dad's family. And I'd have to check, but I don't think food can affect your dreams.
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    pielover321

    [160]Feb 9, 2007
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    this is from futurama!

    proffessor- ulrich

    fry- odd

    Ulrich: theres nothing left to do but give up

    Fry: don't say that ulrich! i've been tempted to give up alot of times but I never give up never! Hey are you even listening to me? oh I give up.
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