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    amrcndt324

    [161]Feb 10, 2007
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    From FullMetal Alchemist:

    XANA: There will some serious changes around here once I become Fuhrer. For one, all the women will have to where a new uniform... MINI SKIRTS!!

    Xana's minions: -nose bleeds-

    all females in teh world that hate skirts or mini skirts: -sighs-

    it's from episode 13 of FMA, Xana is Roy Mustang, Xana's minions = Havoc, and the females = Riza
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    stargirl_tasha

    [162]Feb 11, 2007
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    stargirl_tasha wrote:

    Odd: Hey, look what I got off that internet auction site!

    Jeremie: What is it?

    Odd: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville! Amityville!

    Jeremie: You bought a haunted toaster?

    Odd: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

    48 seconds later...

    Jeremie: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?

    Odd: No one knows! What's even cooler, you put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickle, and if you put in pumpernickle, you get a blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: Bull*censored*!

    Odd: Oh yeah? Fine, It just so happens I have some pumpernickle bread....*holds up a slice* Right here!

    *seconds later...*

    *Blueberry muffin pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa!

    Odd: See? Blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: That's freaky, what happens if you put a bagel in there?

    Odd: Good Question!

    *Seconds later...*

    *Porkchop comes out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: ....Is....Is that a porkchop?

    Odd: Aw man! What a Jip! I was hoping it would be one of those toasty cakes!

    Jeremie: Ooh! Try waffles!

    Odd: Eh...The auction description said not to use waffles...

    Jeremie: ...Why?

    Odd: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something...Ah just don't mess around with it.

    Jeremie: *shifty eyes*

    *Several Seconds later...*

    *Toasted hand pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa! It's a toasted hand!

    Odd: What did I say about using waffles?!

    Odd: The amityville toaster! Spooky talk from toaster....Spooky eat me toast! Yum yum yum...Human hand!

    Odd=Foamy

    Jeremie=Germaine(Even though Germaine's a girl...)

    What is that from?
    'tis from Neuroticaly Yours, a Flash Cartoon.(Episode is "Amityville Toaster") and it's a very funny one at that.
    Edited on 02/11/2007 12:44pm
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    amrcndt324

    [163]Feb 11, 2007
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    from my life:

    Odd: WOOT! I'm gettin a scanner today so now I can post my drawings!
    Ulrich: cool.
    Odd: right now I'm drawing some characters from the RP
    Ulrich: cool, I can't wait to see them
    Odd: -is drawing and coloring RP characetrs-

    I was Odd and Ulrich was Hyreia81(from the RP)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [164]Feb 11, 2007
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    stargirl_tasha wrote:
    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    What is that from?
    'tis from Neuroticaly Yours, a Flash Cartoon.(Episode is "Amityville Toaster") and it's a very funny one at that.


    Someone already mentioned the name of the show, but thank you.
    Edited on 02/11/2007 2:59pm
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    BlueTyger

    [165]Feb 11, 2007
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    from real life (which happened just now), but I altered some of it (as in I added another person and a conversation in order to make it funnier). Odd - me

    Ulrich: Odd it's really gross how you stopped the nose bleeding like that...

    Odd: I can't help it I want to read some of this stuff on the computer so I need both my hands!

    Ulrich: But still, the tissues up your nose is gross.

    Odd: ...whatever.... *reads post on CL forums*.. *bursts out laughing and tissue goes shooting out of his nose*

    Ulrich: what the.!! EWW, that's disgusting!!!

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    amrcndt324

    [166]Feb 12, 2007
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    from real life:

    Odd: I have an irrational fear of blenders.
    Jeremy: why?
    Odd: I tried to puree a fork
    Jeremy: uh....why would anyone do that?
    Odd: I wanted some iron
    Jeremy: .....you know, I'm pretty sure that in the instructions it says only food is to be used in the blender.
    Odd: .....I don't read instructions, they're boring
    Jeremy: .....no wonder your brain doesn't work.
    Odd: ......SPORKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!
    Jeremy: .....but we could still have spoons for soup and knives to cut things, right?
    Odd: ....I guess.....
    Jeremy: and since you can't get much use out of a spork, we could have back-up forks too, right?
    Odd: ....I'd have to take that up with the sporks.
    Jeremy: ......
    Odd: ......Bah, screw sporks, let's just be primative and eat with our hands.
    Jeremy: but what about eating hot soup? We'll burn ourselves.
    Odd: .....just drink it, duh.
    Jeremy: .......
    Odd: actually, just forget I mentioned any of this, let's just go back to our regular ways......
    Jeremy: yay!
    Odd: as you can see, I get this insane at night.
    Jeremy: ~sarcastically~ oh, I didn't notice.
    Odd: ......I'ma go make a sammich, be back later
    Jeremy: ......ok.......

    I was Odd and Jeremy was a few different people(I just mixed their lines together(Hyreia81, Dometicus, and my mom)) and yes, I tried to get iron from a fork by pureeing it.....yes, I'm weird XD
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    pielover321

    [167]Feb 14, 2007
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    [I don't know if you guys did this already, but this is from the simpsons

    odd-homer

    odd: *looking at computer* type any key to continue. wheres the any key?
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [168]Feb 14, 2007
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    From Family Guy:

    Mr. Ishiyama: Come on, Hiroki. Don't you want to pee in a toilet bowl like a big boy? I remembered when I learn to use a potty all by myself. I was so proud.
    (Flashback with the camera focusing on a young Mr. Ishiyama, camera zooms out to reveal its actually just a picture on the wall, and its present day.)
    Mr. Ishiyama: Hey, (instert female Japanese name here). I did it!
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [169]Feb 16, 2007
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    From The Simpsons:

    Hiroki: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
    Mr. Ishiyama: You wear 'em until you learn, son.

    Jeremy: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
    Michael: You wear 'em until you learn, son.
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    amrcndt324

    [170]Feb 17, 2007
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    From a tape recording I found a few hours ago(I made it like last year or something)

    Odd: Hi Hyra! Hi Naynay! Hi Ants!
    Aelita: Odd?
    Odd: What?
    Aelita: How can you see them? They live in Missouri.
    Odd: Actually, Ants live in Florera....er.....Florida.
    Aelita: oh, has he ever been bitten by a scorpion?
    Odd: I dunno
    Aelita: well, ask him
    Odd: no, I don't wanna. grrrr

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita, on the tape I tended to growl.....a lot.
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    Lyoko_Titan1

    [171]Feb 18, 2007
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    From a guest comic strip on 8-Bit Theater:

    Odd: Ulrich, you better get up, XANA took over Milly's teddy bear again.

    Edited on 02/18/2007 7:25am
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [172]Feb 18, 2007
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    From Boy Meets World:

    (Jeremy gets off the elevator in heels and red dress)
    Jeremy: I don't want to talk about it, okay?
    Ulrich: Yeah, well, I do! You took that out of my closet
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [173]Feb 21, 2007
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    These happend to me at work today:

    (Kadic has split into two "gangs" and Ulrich is talking about them fighting like in West Side Story)
    Ulrich: We're going to have musical gang warfare.
    Jeremy: Ooh! Then my voice is a leathal weapon.

    For the first one, we were spliting into "gangs", continued for the previous day and a kid I know from school was Ulrich and I was Jeremy.
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    amrcndt324

    [174]Feb 21, 2007
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    from My life:

    Yumi: I swear Xana has a crush on me! .....EW! Ha has a crush on me! GROSS!
    Aelita: Is that why he keep's possessing the TV?
    Yumi: .....-shrugs- I dunno
    Aelita: Well, tell your boyfriend I said "Hi, could ya stop possessin the TV?"
    Yumi: 1) He's NOT my boyfriend, he's just a perverted stalker! and 2) He can hear you!
    Aelita: .....whatever, you still like him.
    Yumi: DO NOT!
    Aelita: Then you like Ants.
    Yumi: Do not!
    Aelita: So you like Hyra then?
    Yumi: As a friend.
    Aelita: yeah, a boy friend
    Yumi: exactly, a friend who's a guy
    Aelita: no, I mean the other one.
    Yumi: oh...hey! I do not!
    Aelita: Then it's Thin?
    Yumi: -threatens with fist and spitballs-
    Aelita: uh....-runs away-

    I was Yumi and my lil sis was Aelita.
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    dannyphantomsgf

    [175]Feb 27, 2007
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    had to do this another danny phantom one ^.^

    Jeremie: (to Aelita) wow, you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building.

    (and another XD)

    Aelita: (about Jeremie) remind me again, why do we hang out with a kid who has ghostly enemies?

    Odd and Ulrich: because you have a crush on him?
    Aelita: -glares-
    Edited on 02/27/2007 9:12pm
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    amrcndt324

    [176]Feb 27, 2007
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    From Boy Meets World:

    Odd: (refering to a ring)Ooh, pretty, I want one.
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    amrcndt324

    [177]Mar 6, 2007
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    Sorry for the double post but it's just to bump the thread.

    From my life:

    Odd: -points fake gun at Aelita-
    Aelita: You know it's bad to aim a gun at someone!
    Odd: I'm not aiming, I'm pointing!
    Aelita: Yeah right! Save it for the judge!

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita

    Also from my life:

    Odd: So you heard the conversation?
    Aelita: uh-huh
    Odd: So you're smiling about the conversation?
    Aelita: No.
    Odd: Then what are you smiling about?
    Aelita: Mulvanys
    Odd: Well, did you laugh about thge conversation?
    Aelita: No.
    Odd: -points at her- You have no sense of humor! -leaves-

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita, the conversation was somethin I was talking to myself about.

    From a dream of mine:

    Yumi: OMG! You can talk!
    Kiwi: .......ignore it! Get to Lyoko!
    Yumi: ......fine...
    -Xana  possesses Ulrich-
    Yumi: Xana, just cuz you got a major crush on me, dun mean I hafta like ya! Face it, I'm human, you're not! So just get over it!
    Xana(in Ulrich's body) : -kisses Yumi-
    Yumi: -shoves Xana away- Knock it off!
    -all students in the room stare at them-
    Yumi: ......er.....I mean.......REPORTING FOR DUTY LUTENIENT CORNEL ULRICH! -salutes-
    -students back away-

    I was Yumi, my kitten Astro(Tro for short) was Kiwi, my friend Anthony(aka Ants) was Ulrich and Xana was Xana. XD

    Edited on 03/06/2007 3:24am
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    amrcndt324

    [178]Mar 11, 2007
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    again, posting to bump the thread.

    From My life:
    Aelita: -points to 2 scrates on belly that are parallel to eachother- Look what that trouble maker of yours did to me!
    Odd: cool! have him make 2 more going the opposite direction and then we can play tic-tac-toe -grins-
    Aelita: You are so stupid at times.....

    I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita, we were refering to some screatches my kitten(Tro) gave her XD

    Another from my life:

    Aelita: I told you to stop throuing paper wads at me!
    Odd: -thinks- nah, I'm not gonna stop -throws another-
    Aelita: stop! -huddles-
    Odd: 5 4 3 2 1, into the book to have some BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -says the "brr" thing while tickling Aelita-
    Aelita: -falls to ground laughing- STOP!
    Odd: fine -chuckles while walking away-

    again, I was Odd and my lil sis was Aelita XD
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    aelita_fan_13

    [179]Mar 12, 2007
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    stargirl_tasha wrote:

    Odd: Hey, look what I got off that internet auction site!

    Jeremie: What is it?

    Odd: It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville! Amityville!

    Jeremie: You bought a haunted toaster?

    Odd: Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...

    48 seconds later...

    Jeremie: Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?

    Odd: No one knows! What's even cooler, you put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickle, and if you put in pumpernickle, you get a blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: Bull*censored*!

    Odd: Oh yeah? Fine, It just so happens I have some pumpernickle bread....*holds up a slice* Right here!

    *seconds later...*

    *Blueberry muffin pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa!

    Odd: See? Blueberry muffin!

    Jeremie: That's freaky, what happens if you put a bagel in there?

    Odd: Good Question!

    *Seconds later...*

    *Porkchop comes out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: ....Is....Is that a porkchop?

    Odd: Aw man! What a Jip! I was hoping it would be one of those toasty cakes!

    Jeremie: Ooh! Try waffles!

    Odd: Eh...The auction description said not to use waffles...

    Jeremie: ...Why?

    Odd: I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something...Ah just don't mess around with it.

    Jeremie: *shifty eyes*

    *Several Seconds later...*

    *Toasted hand pops out of the toaster*

    Jeremie: Whoa! It's a toasted hand!

    Odd: What did I say about using waffles?!

    Odd: The amityville toaster! Spooky talk from toaster....Spooky eat me toast! Yum yum yum...Human hand!

    Odd=Foamy

    Jeremie=Germaine(Even though Germaine's a girl...)

    What is that from?
    you can find a DP version at http://www.livevideo.com/video/208EE5FC05544AB0940F3EF6D2DE4EF8/neurotically-phantom-amityville-toaster.aspx it's hilarious, but it's not censored

    also:

    Aelita: You don't understand?

    Yumi: NO! Test your understanding!

    Aelita: What don;t you under stand?

    Yumi: NO! My spelling homework, test your understanding!

    Aelita: You don't understand your spelling homework?

    Yumi: NO!!! MY SPELLING HOMEWORK IS UNDER THE CATAGORY OF TEST. YOUR. UNDERSTANDING!!!!!!

    Aelita: Oh...

    (real life)

    Edited on 03/12/2007 5:55pm
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    xtruexforxallx

    [180]Mar 12, 2007
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    This one's from Teen Titians.

    Aelita: Wonderful! Now we need only to locate an exit.
    Ulrich: Or just keep blastin' 'till we make one!
    Jeremie: (Calming them down) Easy. The last thing I smashed tried to smash me back. I'm sure this whole place is boobey-trapped.
    Odd: Then how are we suposed to get out?
    Yumi: We're not. Don't you get it? Mad Mod's just gonna keep messing with us until -
    Jeremie: We mess with him! That cane of his controls every thing in here. We take the cane...
    Ulrich: We take control...
    Odd: And we take him down. Oh, I'll find him! That demented doofus is never hypnotizing me again!
    (A hypnotic screen comes out of the walls and hypnotizes Odd)

    Jeremie: Robin
    Aelita: Starfire
    Ulrich: Cyborg
    Yumi: Raven
    Odd: Beast Boy

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