Grandfather: Monty, Monty, Monty. Did you honestly believe that a mere thirty-nine gazillion tons of red hot metal and duct tape would crush me?
Monty Uno: I wasn't trying to crush you, Papi. I just wanted to see what would happen if you put an adult in a decommissioning chamber.
Monty Uno (to Numbuh One): Now Nigel! (Numbuh 1 turns on the lever)
Grandfather: You're out of my will, you brat!