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Colin: (referring to his stuffed rabbit) Mr. Wilson! Thanks, mom. (referring to the movie they're going to see) I wish he could come! Is it rated "R"?
Sarah: Honey, Mr. Wilson is a rabbit, so he ages in rabbit years. He's been around a good long time.
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Nathan: With both of us gone, the world would have eaten him alive.
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Colin: (about his Valentine's gift) Nathan, how is Leah gonna know that I love her if they're mush?
Nathan: Make a wish. Fountains are the best place to make a wish about feelings. Everyone knows that.
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Det. Rush: Who did Mac want Colin to stay away from?
Josh: His girlfriend. Leah.
Det. Rush: This have to do with the Valentine's?
Josh: The music room. He jumped her.
Det. Vera: What? Sexually?
Josh: Colin was the nicest guy on Earth, but I guess he's still a guy.
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Colin: Nathan. I wished, and you came.
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Colin: I'm not supposed to open the fridge or the cupboards. I'm supposed to wait for mom.
Leah: Where is she?
Colin: Taking a bath. A long one.
Leah: How long?
Colin: She went in two days ago.