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Jeffries: Found torn movie ticket in Audrey's purse. The whole country's panicking, she goes to see the movies?
Vera: Maybe the usher did it.
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Vera: Anybody know it was a prank?
Stillman: The power of radio in those days, Nick. It was the only live news source.
Lilly: Back when the news wasn't about the latest starlet's drunk driving bust.
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Audrey: (first time as a taxi dancer) Do we just stand and wait?
Penny: You don't wait. (taking her bolero off) You advertise!
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Vera: (after interviewing Elmer Gibbins) Is the boss punishing us for something?
Kat: Told ya not to steal his paper clips.
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Vera: This man said he was with the FBI?
Elmer Gibbins: Of course he didn't say it. He was an undercover agent, not a moron! (to Kat) Is this guy new?
Kat: (deadpan) Total rookie.
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Toni: Don't see you much around the building.
Vera: Busy. People keep killing each other, so... You?
Toni: Same. People keep being sick.
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Lilly: Suddenly everything precious in life became crystal clear.
Lt. Stillman: Yeah: who do you wanna be with when the world ends.
Vera: I wanna be with the guy who knows it's a hoax.
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Lilly: There were Audrey Metz sightings for the next 20 years. Like someone saw her scuba diving in Jamaica.
Lt. Stillman: Or working as a spy in Berlin.
Scotty: People got way too much time on their hands.
Lilly: Everyone thought Audrey traveled far and wide but... she never made it out of Philly.