Columbo

Hayward: Why, Lieutenant, are you considering a change in wardrobe? Columbo: Oh no, no. Oh, well, every once in a while I think of getting a new coat. There's no rush on that, sir. There's still a lot of wear in this fella. Hayward: Looks very functional. Columbo: Thank you.

(Columbo is at Hayward's swanky Beverly Hills tailor ordering a jacket) Columbo: What I mean is, would it, uh, fit... Mr. Chadwick: Would it fit your personality? Columbo: My style, is what I'm... Mr. Chadwick: Personality? Style? Columbo: Right. Mr. Chadwick: Oh, yes, yes, yes. Columbo: You're sure? Mr. Chadwick: Guaranteed you'll be most satisfied. Columbo: Cause I want to look-- I'm going to an affair, you see. Mr. Chadwick: Splendid, an affair! Columbo: Yeah, my wife, she's in a bowling league. They're having this dinner dance. It's an annual thing. You know, $17.50 a couple. I want to look good.

Columbo: Would you believe it, the first thing I did this morning when I left your campaign headquarters, I run right over to your tailor's. Hayward: (laughing) I'm sure he was delighted. He loves a challenge. Columbo: What do you mean, sir? Hayward: Nothing. It's a small joke.