(Attempting to question a hairdresser in a salon)
Columbo: Excuse me. Darryl?
Darryl: Yes? A challenge! But I'll do my best. Sit please, please.
Columbo: Uh, no, actually I just wanted to ask a few questions.
Darryl: Oh. Don't sue. Just wear a hat and never let him cut it again.
Columbo: No, sir, uh... (looking in mirror) Is it that bad?
Darryl: Um, yes, yes. Now that's all the questions I have time for. Next!