Eddie Gossling: I hate magicians. They are never prepared, they always need stuff from the audience.
Eddie Gossling: I had to go home from work to feed my unicorn. Then I knew I was dreaming... I don't have a job.
Eddie Gossling: My favorite section of the newspaper is the correction page. I need two minutes of everyday to read my corrections of the previous day.
Eddie Gossling: If an alien took me back to his planet, he would be fired.
This episode ranked #4 in Comedy Central's 2005 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.
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