Jim: I Move a little slow tonight, I had a hot pocket for dinner. Applause and Laughs Jim: Good to see I'm not the only white trash here.
Jim: I'm not a chemist but I'm pretty sure I know whats in water.
Jim: When ever you are single, all you see are couples, but when ever you are in a couple, all you see are hookers.
Jim Gaffigan: Have you ever read a book that changed your life? Neither have I.
Jim Gaffigan: I was watching the animal planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? Why don't they just call that one the female.
Jim Gaffigan: The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
Jim Gaffigan: How did we get to the point where we pay for bottled water. This is more waterly than water.
Jim Gaffigan: Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
This episode ranked #9 in Comedy Central's 2008 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.
This episode was recorded in New York City.
This episode ranked #3 in Comedy Central's 2007 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.
This episode ranked #12 in Comedy Central's 2005 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.
This episode ranked #6 in Comedy Central's 2006 Stand-Up Showdown Countdown.
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