Comedy Central Presents

Season 10 Episode 6

Mike Birbiglia 2

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Aired Friday 9:00 PM Mar 03, 2006 on Comedy Central
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  • This was one of the best recent episodes of Comedy Central Presents. Mike Birbiglia's second stand up special on Comedy Central Presents was just as good and maybe better than his first. His comedy is some what unique, but certainly makes this episode wmoreless

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    This was one of the best recent episodes of Comedy Central Presents. Mike Birbiglia's second stand up special on Comedy Central Presents was just as good and maybe better than his first. His comedy is some what unique, but certainly makes this episode worth watching.



    I would definately recommend this episode to anyone who wants a quick laugh.

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    • Mike Birbiglia: I just love doing that voice: "Me and my cracker friends..." That's like my white guy doing a black guy doing a white guy voice, because all these black comics have that one white guy voice like "This is ridiculous!" like we all sound like British detectives. I don't know anyone who does talk like that. I feel bad for the one guy on Earth who does and he's watching all these black comics on TV and he's like, "This is preposterous! That doesn't sound like me at all! Wait'll I get my hands on that black fellow but first I'm gonna dance!"

    • Mike Birbiglia: I'm not very good at drinking either. I just become another person when I drink. One time, I went out drinking and I met this girl and she gave me her number and I didn't want to call her back because I don't think she fell in love with me. I think she fell in love with Two Drink Mike. You know, Two Drink Mike loves dancing and knows a magic trick. Zero Drink Mike enjoys biographies and has serious opinions about wildlife. And Five Drink Mike enjoys dancing with wildlife.

    • Mike Birbiglia: I like using the word "cracker" a lot in my show, because a lot of black comics use the n-word. I like using the c-word, like: (as a black guy portraying a white guy) "Me and my cracker friends were riding down the street in my Volvo station wagon and I said, 'Hey, cracker, pass the Sun Chips!' and he said, 'Not until we get to the picnic, cracker!' So I said, 'Cracker, please!' And he said, 'Cracker WHAT?'" But of course, I said that after one show and this black guy came up to me and said, "Great show, cracker." And I said, "Actually, you can't call me a cracker. Only we can call each other crackers. You can say, 'cracka', but not 'cracker'." And he said, "It's okay, I've got white friends and they're okay with it."

    • Mike Birbiglia: I'm a whitebread cracker. That's my favorite white person slur: "whitebread". The other day, someone came up to me and said, "What's up, whitebread?" And I was like, "That's not even an insult. That's just my race plus a food. I can do that, too, black bean soup! Stay out of this, Asian chicken platter!"

    • Mike Birbiglia: I wanted to be a rapper. But rap was very innocent back then. It was like, "Rimmity rap rap raptatistic!" It's gotten so arbitrarily aggressive now, they'll be like, "It's 2005, motherf****r!" And I'm like, "Really? You're mad about the date? You gotta pick your battles, man, 'cause no one's gonna believe you when you're mad about real stuff." (as a rapper) "You crashed into my car, motherf****r!" (as himself) "Yeah, well, you were mad that it was 2005. You're like the boy who cried 'motherf****r'."

    • Mike Birbiglia: I was an altar boy as a kid. And the answer is no.

    • (About his last name.)
      Mike Birbiglia: It was a hard name to have growing up. Kids would call me names like "Birbiglebug" and "Birbibliography" and "F****t". Some were more clever than others.

    • Mike Birbiglia: I'm the least fun person to smoke pot with because no one wants to hang around with a guy who ends every sentence with "Do you guys hate me?"

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