Comedy Central Presents

Wanda: Y'all look good. pause Wanda: Not as good as me but y'all look good.

Wanda: Comedy Central, they said I had to watch my language because they have standards and practices. I said wait a minute your Comedy Central, aren't you the network where your # 1 show is a cartoon with a talking piece of shit? Mr. Hinkie, you should be lucky I keep my close on."

Wanda: I hope this goes better then my last show, my last show was a benefit for a women's organization. So I went out there and was like I can't stay to long with you brods I have to get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner and he likes oral sex by 9:45. They all look at me I thought oh boy I have made these women mad i've stepped over the line so I said ladies I'm just joking he likes oral sex anytime.