Comedy Central Presents

Season 1 Episode 1

Wanda Sykes-Hall

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Aired Friday 9:00 PM Dec 01, 1998 on Comedy Central

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    • Wanda: My thing is who's gonna believe a woman who keeps a nasty dress. They should toss that outa' court.
      Pretending to be a lawyer
      Excuse me your honor she kept the dress.
      Pretending to be a judge
      What? No, No ,No, get your nasty ass out of my courtroom. I should throw you in jail just for being nasty, Ms. Nasty Ass. What else you keep some cutips, some kleenex, what? How old are those draws your wearing, Ms. Nasty Ass? Wipe all this up where you were sitting too.

    • Wanda: Y'all look good.
      pause
      Wanda: Not as good as me but y'all look good.

    • Wanda: Comedy Central, they said I had to watch my language because they have standards and practices. I said wait a minute your Comedy Central, aren't you the network where your # 1 show is a cartoon with a talking piece of shit? Mr. Hinkie, you should be lucky I keep my close on."

    • Wanda: I hope this goes better then my last show, my last show was a benefit for a women's organization. So I went out there and was like I can't stay to long with you brods I have to get home and cook my man a nice hot dinner and he likes oral sex by 9:45. They all look at me I thought oh boy I have made these women mad i've stepped over the line so I said ladies I'm just joking he likes oral sex anytime.

    • Wanda: I'm Married
      Applause
      Wanda: Your Clapping for marriage, thank you, clearly you don't know anything about my marriage.

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    • Wanda: Comedy Central, they said I had to watch my language because they have standards and practices. I said wait a minute your Comedy Central, aren't you the network where your #1 show is a cartoon with a talking piece of shit? Mr. Hinkie, you should be lucky I keep my close on.

      This is a reference to the character from the show, South Park

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