Season 1 Episode 5

The Morning After

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Jan 18, 2005 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Dying Clown: I went to the doctor and he said I have arthritis. I said, "I want a second opinion."
      Nate: Oh.. so the doctor says, "okay, you're ugly too." See, I can laugh.
      Dying Clown: I don't understand. I have arthritis. Why is making fun of me? There's nothing funny about arthritis.

    • Nate: I have to go.
      Marnie: (disappointed) Oh. Okay.
      Nate: No, no no, I forgot that I have to open the record store for Bowie because I have his keys.
      Tess: I thought you were suppose to be a genius? I've slept with Kennedy's that came up with better excuses than that.

    • Bowie: Unbelievable, you kick a door in – in front of a cop & nothing happens.
      Tess: It's the baby bag. Everybody loves you when you got a baby bag. I'm telling you, this thing is magic. You can have an open beer in one hand and a tire iron covered in blood in the other and all you're gonna get is smiles. Here... You go ahead and try.
      Bowie: Damn this thing is heavy.
      Tess: Where do you think I keep the beer?

    • Tess: I don't know why you guys bother, it's a used record store. you afraid someone's going to break in & leave you more copies of REO Speedwagon?

  • Notes

  • Allusions