Community Service

Carly: Did you push her down the stairs? Will: How was I supposed to know that she'd fall off?

(After destroying a building) Old Man: I've lived in that building for 20 years. Will You think you have problems, my oil light just went on.

(Talking about a goat.) Will: He jumped out of a plane?

Carly: You gave a goat mushrooms?

Will: I was very touched so I bought them an ox.

Will: I want you to come upstairs and massage me you dirty bird.

Will: I'm from New York, I'm not afraid of a couple of pigeons.

Kirk: You could not have picked a better time to hit Jerry in the face.

Jerry: I'm talking about punching you in your ass face.

Will: I'm not a prostitute.

Will: Is there a reason you had to watch me shower?

Kirk: Hey, could you check lost and found, I lost my sword.

Will: What did you do? Kirk: I tried to sell a leopard on the Internet.

Will: ...big balls