Will: You might want to know why I'm dressed up like a prostitute...
Carly: Did you push her down the stairs?
Will: How was I supposed to know that she'd fall off?
(After destroying a building)
Old Man: I've lived in that building for 20 years.
Will You think you have problems, my oil light just went on.
(Talking about a goat.)
Will: He jumped out of a plane?
Carly: You gave a goat mushrooms?
Will: I was very touched so I bought them an ox.
Will: I want you to come upstairs and massage me you dirty bird.
Will: I'm from New York, I'm not afraid of a couple of pigeons.
Kirk: You could not have picked a better time to hit Jerry in the face.
Jerry: I'm talking about punching you in your ass face.
Will: I'm not a prostitute.
Will: Is there a reason you had to watch me shower?
Kirk: Hey, could you check lost and found, I lost my sword.
Will: What did you do?
Kirk: I tried to sell a leopard on the Internet.
Will: ...big balls
Will: If I don't like tarter sauce on my fish sticks, what makes you think I'll like it on my hamburger?
This was supposed to air in NBC's 2006 lineup.
Filming for this episode ended in September of 2006.
It was not picked up by NBC.
Music: "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell and "Ball Room Blitz" by Krokus.
This is not the first time Jim O'Doherty and David M. Israel have worked together.
This is Jay Mohr's first appearance on NBC since his fight with NBC.