Jeff's middle name is Tobias, as said by Alan Connor in the email sent to the State Bar Association.
[After the janitor has been chloroformed] Troy: Oh, I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
Shirley: Guys, guys! Did you know that I actually have a civil case against that bitch who stole my husband? Jeff: Shirley, Don't sue a stripper. Shirley: Why not? Jeff: She's a stripper. Life sued her, and she lost.
Britta: In other words, we're not cool. Jeff: I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true, but I never said it.
Ben Chang: New deal, if we win? I get to be in the study group. Abed: The stakes have never been higher!
Alan: Well you should visit the office. Jeff: Right. I can't show my face there after getting busted like that. Alan: Jeff, you know what lawyers call some who defrauds the state bar, cheats on his LSATs and cons his way into a firm? Best. Lawyer. Ever.
Alan: If they gave out awards for mind games, the statue would be Jeff Winger doing it to a brain.
Alan: DA called us the litterbugs, we put so much trash back out on the streets!
Alan: What brings you to Greendale? Jeff: I'm a teacher. Wait, that's worse than the truth. I'm a student.
Jeff: Is it me, or is this campus getting more cartoon-ish every day? Abed: Yeah, it's exciting. I painted a tunnel on the side of the library, and when it dries I'm going for it!
Original International Air Dates: Canada: September 30, 2010 on Citytv Sweden: February 19, 2011 on TV6
Dean Pelton: "Ah, no parking on the dance floor, Winger." No Parking on the Dance Floor is the name of a 1983 song by the R&B group Midnight Star.
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