Pierce: Did you know that the Canadian mallard is the only water fowl that bites his father's head off on his way out of the womb?
Jeff: That is definitely not true.
Pierce: I don't know. I looked it up on the Wackapeediah.
Troy: I'm gonna eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there's nothing you can do about it!
Cornelius Hawthorne: These are your friends, Pierce? Minorities, Jewesses, and the unseasonably tan?
Britta: That is inappropriate! And maybe you'll give that more weight since I'm white.
Cornelius Hawthorne: You've got a wide brow. What are you, Scandinavian?
Britta: Yeah, Swedish!
Cornelius Hawthorne: (spits) Swedish dogs. Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns.
Shirley: Oh, my goodness, he's like the Abed of racism.
Britta: Oh, I see what's going on here. In my Psych class, I'm learning about this thing called the Oediple Complex. All men have to kill their fathers so they can do something to their mothers. I haven't finished the chapter.
Pierce: I'm going to sue the pants off that lady.
Annie: I don't think that's a lady.
Troy: And why do you want his pants off?
Pierce: Shut up! I only wanted his pants off when I thought he was a lady.
Jeff: So you were attracted to him?
Pierce: The only thing I'm attracted to is taking him to court and eating his ass alive. (everyone oohs) That's not what I meant. Stop putting gay things in my mouth.
Abed: Hey, where you been?
Troy : I'm not allowed to say.
Abed: Are you Superman?
Abed: Would you tell me if you were?
Troy: I'd tell everyone! I never understood why he cared who knew.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 3, 2011 on Citytv
Sweden: November 5, 2012 on TV6
Czech Republic: February 15, 2013 on SMICHOV