Community Season 4 Episode 3

Troy: What if Abed wants to replace me? It makes me so angry and sad all at the same time.
Britta: I know, but you have to hide it, because for some reason, men find these feelings to be psycho and, if you freak out, it's only gonna push Abed away. Like I always say, if you love someone, set them free, and if they don't come back to you, they were never yours to begin with.
Troy: That makes no sense. What if they get hit by a car or fall down a well? Remind me to not put you down as my emergency contact.

Abed: (about Toby) He works in Nigeria in banking. He almost couldn't come because all his money was tied up in this financial thing, but I sent him 700 pounds and a plane ticket, so he should be here.
Britta: Oh, Abed.
Abed: There he is.
Toby: You must be Abed. (tips hat) Inspector. Ooh, before I forget, here is your check. Thanking you very much indeed. You wouldn't believe how many people I emailed asking for help, and they completely ignored me.