Jeff said he's on a 4-year probationary period because he lied about having a bachelor's degree. The Colorado Bar Association automatically disbars anyone who does that for a minimum of 8 years. And even then, a reinstatement to the bar after that period would be highly unlikely.
Troy: Whoa, you just wrinkled my brain.
Professor Duncan: I thought you had a Bachelor's from Columbia.
Jeff: And now I have to get one from America. And it can't be an e-mail attachment.
Jeff: If I wanted to learn something, I wouldn't have come to community college.
Duncan: I'm asking you if you know the difference between right and wrong?
Jeff: I discovered at a very early age that if I talk long enough, I could make anything right or wrong. So, either I'm God or truth is relative. And in either case, boo-yah!
Britta: I think actually we should prioritize here and study first and then go to dinner... And if they really prove to be untutorable, we'll slip out early.
Jeff: Oh, they will be untutorable!
Shirley: You have been sexually harassing me since the first day of class.
Pierce: Sexually harassing? Wha-- that makes no sense to me. Why would I harass somebody who turns me on?
Britta: Wait, so-- so this is a game to you? You put human beings into a state of emotional shambles for a shot of getting in my pants?
Jeff: Why can't you see that for the compliment that it is?
Jeff: You have just stopped being a study group. You have become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a community!
Jeff: That's what I do! I make things up. And I got paid a lot of money to do it before I came to this school-shaped toilet. I was a lawyer!
Troy: (chuckles) Asperger.
Annie: It's a serious disorder.
Pierce: So serious, why don't they call it meningitis?
Chevy Chase ("Pierce") will be receiving the "And" credit.
Joel McHale ("Jeff") and Danny Pudi ("Abed") also worked together in the 2008 pilot-never-turned-into-series Giants Of Radio.
Joel McHale ("Jeff") and Jim Rash ("Dean Pelton") also worked together in the 2008 movie The Onion Movie.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: September 17, 2009 on Citytv
Latin America: February 4, 2010 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony)
Sweden: February 8, 2010 on TV6
United Kingdom: October 5, 2010 on Viva
Czech Republic: December 23, 2012 on SMICHOV
At the end of the episode, an "In Memoriam" dedication was made to film producer, writer, and director John Hughes (1950-2009). He wrote the screenplay for National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) which starred Chevy Chase (Pierce). He also wrote and directed The Breakfast Club, which seems more a propos to this episode.
• "You Made Me Like It" by 1990s
• "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by The 88
• "Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare" (Series Theme Song) by Matt & Kim
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