When Troy and Abed decide to share an apartment, they host a party for the group, which takes on an altered reality as several scenarios play out.
Abed: Guys, I've been thinking about that night over and over and one thing's become clear. This is the darkest, most terrible timeline.
Britta: Enough with the timeline crap, Abed! Pierce got shot in the leg and died. Shirley's a drunk. Annie's locked in a mental ward because her guilt drove her insane. Jeff lost an arm in the fire. Troy lost his larynx because, for some dumb reason, he tried to destroy a flaming troll doll by eating it.
Troy: (computerized voice) Clearly you don't understand anything about defeating trolls.
Britta: Life has gone to hell, Abed! This is real! Look at us! Look at me!
Jeff: Britta, you put one wash-away blue streak in your hair and I lost an arm.
Britta: Exactly. Life got dark.
Britta: Hey, guys, this is Toby, our pizza delivery guy. And I know this is gonna sound nuts, but we're in love and we're gonna get married.
Britta: (about Jeff) He's butting antlers with you because you're a threat now. You've got your own place, you've got a future, you've got a...bowl full of olives next to the toilet.
Troy: It's a fancy party, Britta.
Troy: Uh, guys? What does a pregnancy test look like?
Jeff: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.
Troy: (Pulls a gun out of Annie's purse) Okay, so this is definitely a gun.
Jeff: (On who should get the pizza) Starting on my left with one, your number comes up, you go.
Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you are now creating six different time lines.
Jeff: Of course I am, Abed.
Jeff: I have to leave early.
Abed: Oh?
Jeff: Yeah, sorry. I've got an invite to the opening of a new club. (holds up invitation) Look at this place, it's like it was designed for me.
Abed: It was. I made that in Photoshop and mailed it to you a month ago, so you would keep tonight open on your calendar.
Jeff: There's no such thing as Single Malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club? I guess I never said it out loud.
Abed: We read a book on how to be perfect party hosts. Rule number one: dress to impress.
Troy: Rule number two: avoid touchy topics like the negro problem. (pauses) The book was written in the 40s.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: October 13, 2011 on Citytv
S 3 : Ep 22
Aired 5/17/12
S 3 : Ep 21
Aired 5/17/12
S 3 : Ep 20
Aired 5/17/12
S 3 : Ep 19
Aired 5/10/12
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