Señor Ben Chang
Star Burns (uncredited)
Señor Chang said his name in Spanish is "El Tigre Chino", which means "The Chinese Tiger". However, Ken Jeong is Korean.
English Lyrics to Troy and Abed's Spanish Rap:
Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider. Disco, doll, the library is in big mustache, dog, lard. Lard, mustache, huge, little head is ice cream, beer is good. Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat's mustache is Cameron Diaz.
Señor Chang: My knowledge will bite her face off!
Britta: Hey Abed, real stories -- they don't have spoilers. You understand that TV and life are different, right?
Britta: Look, Jeff, you're harmless enough to me because a life full of ups and downs has given me douche-ray vision.
Britta: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion. (walks away)
Jeff: She said I was cute.
Pierce: I'm not sterile. In fact, it's a rare condition called hyper-virility. Apparently, my sperm shoots through the egg like bullets. Can you believe that?
Jeff: I can't, but you can, so that's fine.
Pierce: (raises a glass) To the empowerage of words.
Jeff: (raises his glass) To the irony of that sentence.
Annie: You can hang the Checata Panecos' piñata.
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from.
Jeff: This is a fine enough way to spend an evening devoid of hope, but the woman I kind of like is out there in the moonlight caring about something stupid. And this is my chance to show her that I care enough to act like I care about it too.
Britta: I think I was a little too harsh on you. I'm not perfect.
Jeff: I am. I'd be happy to show you the ropes.
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: September 24, 2009 on Citytv
Latin America: February 11, 2010 on Sony Entertainment Television (a.k.a. Canal Sony)
Sweden: February 8, 2010 on TV6
Czech Republic: December 24, 2012 on SMICHOV
• "Wise Up" by Aimee Mann
• "Daylight" by Matt & Kim
This is the first episode in which the full opening credits sequence was used. The order of displaying the principal cast members is as follows: Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Ken Jeong, and Chevy Chase.
First appearance by Ken Jeong ("Señor Chang"). He was added to the opening credits, and will be receiving the "With" credit.
Jeff: (to Pierce) It's called 'Two Conquistadors'. It should probably be 'Dos'. I mean, it is a Spanish class.
Chevy Chase (Pierce) starred in the classic comedy film Three Amigos (1986), another title that juxtaposed the English number with the Spanish word for friends.
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