Mark: (talking to Jeff) Seriously, Nutrition, this is your life?
Jeff: Actually I was a lawyer.
Mark: Looks like that went well! And now you hang out with Shlip-Shlap (talking about Pierce) and Shlap-Skank (talking about Britta) who, oh my god! Is she wearing a discman?!
Jeff: (to Britta) How could you do this to me?!