Community Season 2 Episode 3

Britta: (as Annie) Hey, I like need you to save the pelicans. They're all feathery and pelican-y. I wuv them. (the guy gives her money) Thank you. (to Annie) Wow, it really is easy to raise money when you sell out your gender.
Annie: I'm sure it's even easier when you're not standing next to this (to a passerby, as Britta) Hey jerk, you're stupid! Give me money, I know more than you.
Britta: (as Annie to passerby) Oh, I don't know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt. (pops chest)
Annie: (to Britta) I obviously don't need guys for anything that's why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.
Britta: Oh, I never stop smiling.
Annie: I never start.
Britta: My sweaters keep shrinking.
Annie: I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.