When T.J. finishes his report and saves it to the memory stick, wouldn’t his report still be showing on the computer? He doesn’t close the top nor do we see T.J. shutting down the computer. Even if he does not have a printer or a floppy disk in the house, he still could have brought the lab top to school and I'm sure one of the teachers would have had a disk to give him so he could save it to there and transfer it to another computer and print it out.
Nick: Wait, have you all done your homework?
Nick: T.J.? Don’t you have a big report to do about Abraham Lincoln?
T.J.: That’s not homework, that’s a long term project.
Nick: When’s it due?
Nick: Isn’t it 2000 words?
T.J.: I know, but I’m gonna use his middle name every time I mention him. So that’s like 500 words right there.
Sam: Lincoln didn’t have a middle name.
T.J.: Well he’s getting one. Maybe two.
Nick: No report, no carnival!
T.J.: I pick no report.
Sam (To Angela): Come here.
(They hug and he smells her hair)
Sam: There, doesn’t that smell better?
Angela: You mean feel better?
Reverend Dave (Asking to play the game): How bout you sir? Care to try your luck?
Reverend Dave: See you in hell.
Jack: Well since you’re in and we're in, you guys wanna go on The Tunnel of Tongue?
Lauren: Isn’t it called The Tunnel of Love?
Jack: Yeah, love whatever, let’s go.
T.J. (Speaking while typing on the computer): When suddenly, BANG, Abraham Billy Bob Lincoln was dead. (Groans) Five words short…ooh. (Typing and saying) BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG.
Kyle (Getting pulled by a security guard): What did I do?
Security Guard: You stuck your arm in the cotton candy machine.
Kyle: No way, I bought this from home.
Security Guard: You think you’re talking to a moron?
Kyle: Well you are a carnival security guard.
Angela: Boy that giant pretzel looks good.
Sam: Oh it sure is, you should have bought yourself one. (Takes another bite) Well I’m done. (Throws away the pretzel)
Angela: I don’t know Sam. This looks pretty scary.
Sam: Don’t worry about it Angela, these things are run by licensed professionals.
Man: (Who operates the ride and looks like a bum): Howdy.
Angela: Ask to see his license.
Man: How you gals doing
Sam: Uh, I’m a guy.
Man: Says you!
International Episode Titles:
Czech Republic: Pouťové vztahy (Carnival Relationships)
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: December 6, 2009 on Prima COOL
This episode was nominated for the 2005 Art Directors Guild Award for Excellence In Production Design In A Multi-Camera Television Series.
Vincent Ventresca does not appear in this episode.
Title: Carnival Knowledge
The title is a play on the term "carnal knowledge" which means sexual intercourse