Nick: You smell like sponge and onions! Chris: No, that's them. I smell like sponge and carrots.
(Kyle and Sam are peeling onions, while Chris is peeling carrots, but he is crying too.) Kyle: What are you crying for? You're peeling carrots! Chris: I'm so unhappy!
Nick: (to Sam, Chris and Kyle) So, you got to work as lunch ladies for a week? (starts laughing)
Kyle: (to the cashier) Nice talking to you, smiley!
Sam: (acting like his father) I don't like your tone, young man. Chris: (grabs Sam's shirt) Shut up! Sam: Okey dokey!
Sam: (drinks coffee) Man, does that taste crappy?
Chris: What's the green stuff? Lunch Lady:Meat loaf. Chris: What's the brown stuff? Lunch Lady: Green beans. Chris: Why does the food always look so bad? Lunch Lady: I don't know. We make it with love.
Sam: Morning boys, you slobs brush your teeth? TJ: Who died and made you dad?
International Episode Titles: Czech Republic: Kuchyňské peklo (Kitchen Hell)
Original International Air Dates: Czech Republic: January 9, 2010 on Prima COOL
Although he was credited, Vincent Ventrensca (Jimmy Savage) did not appear in this episode.
Title: Crimes and Mini-Wieners The title is a play on 1989 film "Crimes and Misdemeanors"
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