Complete Savages

(Looking at women's pictures) Chris: This one has bigger biceps than dad. T.J.: Yeah but she drives a cool car Jack: A transgender's not a car.

Sam: So, what do I gotta do to be a Man's Man, grow a beard? Angela: Can you? Sam: Sure. You want rugged? You got rugged, baby. (Looks at his hand) Oh great, I left my mittens at the doll show. (His brothers look at him) Sam: What a terrible time to remember that.

Sam: You guys are missing the obvious, what dad needs is a woman. Every man needs a good woman. I mean, Angela's my rock; she's my shining light, my only reason for… Chris: You've been dating for a week. Jack: No, Sam makes a good point. If he can find a woman, anybody can. Sam: That's not what I said. Kyle: Yes it is. Jack: Well dad's not gonna meet anybody sitting on the couch. Chris: And the only women he meets at work are usually on fire.

Chris: What you watchin? Kyle: Bikini Space Patrol 2. Chris: Man, I haven't seen Bikini Space Patrol 1. I'm gonna be totally lost. Jack: See those girls in bikinis? Chris: Yeah. Jack: They patrol space. T.J.: Won't they get cold? Jack: They better.

Nick: So the fact that I only mentioned two of you doesn't mean I love the other three any less. Good night! Chris: Wait. You mentioned two of us specifically? Nick: Not specifically, randomly. Kyle: Well, which two? Nick: I think it was Sam and T.J. Chris: Sam and T.J. You randomly told her about the smart one and the cute one. Nick: Their names were shorter. I didn't want to drag it out with CCCChhhhrrrriiiissss and JJJJJaaaacccckkkk and.. Kyle: Kyle?