Complete Savages Season 1 Episode 9

(Looking at women's pictures)
Chris: This one has bigger biceps than dad.
T.J.: Yeah but she drives a cool car
Jack: A transgender's not a car.

Sam: So, what do I gotta do to be a Man's Man, grow a beard?
Angela: Can you?
Sam: Sure. You want rugged? You got rugged, baby. (Looks at his hand) Oh great, I left my mittens at the doll show.
(His brothers look at him)
Sam: What a terrible time to remember that.

Sam: You guys are missing the obvious, what dad needs is a woman. Every man needs a good woman. I mean, Angela's my rock; she's my shining light, my only reason for…
Chris: You've been dating for a week.
Jack: No, Sam makes a good point. If he can find a woman, anybody can.
Sam: That's not what I said.
Kyle: Yes it is.
Jack: Well dad's not gonna meet anybody sitting on the couch.
Chris: And the only women he meets at work are usually on fire.

Chris: What you watchin?
Kyle: Bikini Space Patrol 2.
Chris: Man, I haven't seen Bikini Space Patrol 1. I'm gonna be totally lost.
Jack: See those girls in bikinis?
Chris: Yeah.
Jack: They patrol space.
T.J.: Won't they get cold?
Jack: They better.

Nick: So the fact that I only mentioned two of you doesn't mean I love the other three any less. Good night!
Chris: Wait. You mentioned two of us specifically?
Nick: Not specifically, randomly.
Kyle: Well, which two?
Nick: I think it was Sam and T.J.
Chris: Sam and T.J. You randomly told her about the smart one and the cute one.
Nick: Their names were shorter. I didn't want to drag it out with CCCChhhhrrrriiiissss and JJJJJaaaacccckkkk and..
Kyle: Kyle?