Complete Savages

Season 1 Episode 13

Savage XXX-mas

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Aired Friday 8:30 PM Dec 17, 2004 on ABC

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  • Trivia

    • When the associate enters the stock room and dumps out a basket full of lingerie for the boys to fold, there are still three or four left. Why didn't she takes those out as well?

  • Quotes

    • (Nick enters the kitchen and sees the boys writing)
      Nick: So what are you boys doing?
      (The boys say nothing and continue writing)
      Nick: Writing something?
      Jack: You bored dad?
      Nick: Yeah. (He sits down) and we're out of beer.

      Nick: You know boys I've been giving it some thought. Instead of going overboard on presents, maybe this year we focus on the true meaning of Christmas.
      (The boys give him a shocked look)
      Nick: Just kidding. Give me your lists.

      (After learning that the boys only want cash for Christmas for themselves and to go shopping with)
      Nick: Why don't you boys get jobs? Then you can pay for your own Christmas shopping.
      (The boys give a concerned look)
      Chris: You should have said "Just kidding" by now.
      (Chris looks at his brothers)
      Chris: Why won't he say it?

      (After learning Nick wants them to help donate toys to needy children)
      Kyle: Needy kids get stuff every year. How can they still be needy?
      T.J.: Yeah! Maybe this year, they should learn the true meaning of Christmas.

      (Looking trough the want-ads)
      Jack: They need cashiers at Burger Town.
      (Reads more of the ad)
      Jack: Nah wait, you need a master's degree.
      Sam (Excited): Hey the Book Nook…
      (Chris and Jack look at him and visa versa)
      Sam: would be a horrible place for us to work.

      (After reading a want-ad for a lingerie store)
      Chris: Can you imagine working there? The sales people are hot, the customers are hot, even the mannequins are hot.
      Sam: Are there any benefits?
      Chris: I just told you the benefits.

      (Nick, Jimmy, Kyle, and T.J. come home after collecting toys for needy children. Kyle and T.J. puts the toys under their Christmas tree.)
      Nick: Hey Hey. Those go over with the other donations.
      Kyle: I know. I just wanted to see what my face felt like with a big smile. (Give a fake smile)

      (After working in the stock room for hours)
      Sam: Come on guys, it's just a couple of weeks. We're making money for Christmas. Plus we get to lie to our friends about how cool our jobs are.
      Jack: That's true. We are helping hot women.
      Chris: Yeah, they just don't know it. And we can't see them.
      Sam: Don't get your panties in a bunch.
      Chris: What? I was being positive.
      Sam (pointing to the panties Chris is bunching in his hand): No. You're bunching up your panties.

      (The boys return home from a long day at work)
      Nick: Well, well, well. Look who's back from the Panty Mines.
      Chris: Hey, you don't know pressure until you've worked in a lingerie store.
      Nick: Yesterday I jumped off a building with my legs on fire.
      Chris: It's not a competition dad.

      (After getting fired)
      Sam: You can't fire us because…
      Heather: I just did!
      Sam: No let me finish. You can't fire us because we…
      Heather: Get out!
      Sam: I'd really like to finish this sentence.
      Chris (Whispering in Sam's ear): Is she fires us, we get unemployment.
      Sam: Because we're fired.

  • Notes

    • International Episode Titles:
      Czech Republic: Vánoce v negližé (Christmas in Negligee)

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Czech Republic: December 26, 2009 on Prima COOL

    • For this first 13 episodes, the show was nominated for the 2005 People's Choice Award for Favorite New TV Comedy.

    • This is Chris' second job as his first was in the episode For Whom the Cell Tolls. Sam & Jack have their first job & only job in the series (unless you count Sam's job working as a lunch lady).

    • The telephone number contained within the note (413-205-6108) is real. In the hours following this episode's east cost airing, some callers were offered the opportunity to chat with the show's warm-up guy during the taping that was taking place. These conversations were played over a speaker system for the entire studio audience to hear.

      Others callers heard a message recorded by Erik von Detten, encouraging them to visit the People's Choice Awards website and vote for "Complete Savages" in the category of "Favorite New TV Comedy."

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