Corner Gas

Season 6 Episode 7

American Resolution

Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Jan 12, 2009 on CTV
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American Resolution
Oscar has some startling news about his nationality; the denizens of Dog River make some new year's resolutions and then try to keep them.

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    Bryan Cox (II)

    Bryan Cox (II)

    Passport Official

    Guest Star

    Roger Currie (II)

    Roger Currie (II)

    Lacrosse Convener

    Guest Star

    Ruben Valdex

    Ruben Valdex

    Columbian Coffee Worker

    Guest Star

    Josh Strait

    Josh Strait

    Ruby Cook/Busboy (uncredited)

    Recurring Role

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    • QUOTES (11)

      • Karen: Okay, our resolutions have to be hard resolutions.
        Hank: I resolve to work a little less hard next year. (everyone looks at him) What? It's got the word 'hard' in there.
        Karen: Hard to stick to!

      • Brent: What's your resolution this year?
        Lacey: I'm going to give up chewing gum.
        Hank: What?
        Wanda: Gratuitous mastication.
        Brent: Hey, watch the language.

      • Hank: Yeah, I'd love to beat [Karen]. Jogging's easy, I should have given up jogging every day.
        Lacey: She didn't give it up; she is jogging every day.

      • Emma: Where were you when you turned 24?
        Oscar: I was fishing in Minnesota.
        Brent: Oh, so technically, you're an American.
        Emma: That explains a lot. You do tend to fly off the handle a bit.
        Oscar: I'm not American! I'm Canadian!
        Emma: And you have a lot of loud opinions not based on fact.
        Oscar: They're not opinions if they're right.
        Emma: You think you should be allowed to carry a gun.
        Oscar: Just for skateboarders.

      • Emma: We need your help.
        Brent: It's about my dad.
        Davis: I thought this day would come. (he pulls a file out of a desk drawer, opens it and offers Brent a pen) All you have to do is sign these papers and he'll be committed.
        Brent: We just want to play a joke on him.

      • Wanda: This job's for professionals... and Hank.
        Lacey: I am pretty good at scheming.
        (Wanda and Hank laugh)
        Lacey: So! I can help?
        Wanda: The laughing meant 'no'.

      • Brent: You need to start acting more Canadian.
        Emma: And don't question authority... that's American. Canadians defer to authority. And always say you're sorry.
        Oscar: But I'm never sorry!
        Brent: You don't actually have to be sorry, just say you're sorry; it's the Canadian way.
        Oscar: You're a jackass!

      • (Davis is pouring a little coffee back into the coffee pot, Hank has a crowbar)
        Hank: Hey, Davis! You know where Karen's locker is?
        Davis: (motioning to coffee pot) This isn't what it looks like.
        Hank: (motioning to crowbar) This isn't what it looks like.
        Davis: That's not a crowbar?
        Hank: Okay, it does look like that. What does yours look like?
        Davis: Like I'm trying to have some coffee, but leaving just enough so that Karen will have to make the coffee.
        Hank: I never would have got that.

      • Oscar: Brent, here in Canada, we don't call them 'restrooms', we call them 'washrooms'; isn't that right everybody? (no one answers) Our lawyers wear robes in court!

      • Brent: Hey, Yankee-doodle, good news! I was talking to a friend of mine over at the Canada Council...
        Oscar: What's that?
        Brent: A friend is someone you like, and spend time with...
        Oscar: No! What's the Canada Council?

      • Lacey: Hey, what's going on?
        Wanda: We had a three-way. ...Three-way tie. We all quit at the same time.

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