Corner Gas

Lacey: Karen, this is really impressive. (to Davis) Did you know about this? Davis: A good cop knows everything about his partner. Lacey: Did you know about it?

Hank: For the tribute contest, I'm gonna make an exactly accurate scale model of Dog River, using Lego blocks. Brent: Wow, when you said all the good ideas were taken, you weren't kidding!

Brent: Come on! Karen: Okay, it's static apnea. (Brent, Hank and Oscar stare at her silently) Karen: It's an aquatic even where you go under water and hold your breath. (Brent, Hank and Oscar stare at her silently) Hank: Then what? Karen: Well, that's it. Whoever holds their breath the longest wins. (Brent, Hank and Oscar stare at her silently, then they all laugh) Oscar: That's even stupider than the thing with the ribbons!

Wanda (to Lacey): Fine, you guys have a good time at your 'nothing' party. (to Emma) I can't believe everyone's making such a big deal about my birthday. Emma: Sometimes, you just have to roll with things. If people make a fuss over you, it just shows they care. Wanda: That's sweet of you. Emma: Oh, I don't care, but others might.

Brent: Has Wanda seemed grouchy to you lately? ...'Er'... 'Grouchier'? Lacey: More grumpy than grouchy. Cranky. Brent: Crabby, too. Not in a crotchety way, but testy. Lacey: Huffy, even. Brent: Exactly. Malodiferous. ...Well, I think that means something else. Lacey: You wanna know what I think? Brent: I'm not just here for the synonyms.

Davis: So, you gonna show me? Karen: No. Davis: Come on, I wanna see you enter a near-comatose state. Karen: I was close when you were talking about cartwheels, there.

Hank: I'll become a laughingstock. Brent: Yeah, "become." When have you ever been any other kind of a stock?

(Emma has given Brent's Lego blocks to Hank) Brent: You can't just give away my old toys. Emma: Oh, you haven't played with those in months.