Brent: He had a rooster on some kind of a roof, trying to see which side it would lay an egg on. I had no choice, I had to kick him out. Wanda: You got rid of the rooster. Brent: No, Hank. I wanted to keep the rooster. He was cleaner.
Emma: How do you like Dog River? Dr. Chris Garner: Well, it takes a bit of getting used to. I'm accustomed to a slower pace. Emma: There's a slower pace?
Davis: If a rooster lays an egg on the roof, which side does it roll down? (Hank ponders for a while) Hank: Aha, the egg is square.
Karen: Hey, Lacey's talking to our new doctor! Hank: Oh yeah, what's he like? Karen: He's a she. Hank: Uh.. our new doctor's a transvestite? Karen: No Hank, she's a woman! Hank: A woman transvestite?
(looking at a Canadian 100-dollar bill) Brent: Thank you, Prime Minister Gordon! Brent mistakenly refers to the picture on the bill as "Prime Minister Gordon". It is, in fact, Prime Minister (Sir Robert) Borden, who was Prime Minister from 1911 to 1920.
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