Emma somehow manages to fall into the role of substitute teacher, and asks Wanda and Karen to speak at Career Day; Lacey comes up with a scheme to make The Ruby a friendlier place to be for the patrons on their birthdays; Brent and Hank stumble upon a 30-year old treat at Corner Gas.moreless
When Hank gets a robot, Davis feels the pangs of jealousy and orders one for himself; Lacey tries to broaden Brent's eating horizons, but only succeeds in turning him into a food critic; Wanda and Oscar fight off a swarm of bees outside Corner Gas.
After making one too many blonde jokes, Davis is forced to take some sensitivity training, but it doesn't take; Hank's superstitions come under fire; Wanda finds out the hard way just how much Emma does around Dog River.
Lacey tries to save the annual Dog River Days from getting the ax; Oscar has more problems than he anticipated when he tries to clear the garden of stray cats; Brent tries to teach Wanda a thing or two by pretending to be injured.
Brent and Hank have a falling out after an embarrassing trip to visit a comic book author; Lacey's seconds find their way into Karen's wardrobe; Oscar and Emma install a new home security system that has Davis on the run.
Brent's guitar lessons force him to see himself in a new light, and cause Oscar some painful memories; Wanda begins writing a column for The Howler; Hank has a crisis of strength when he goes up against Emma.
Brent has to prove that he really is a Roughriders fan after failing to keep up his end of a pact; Wanda learns the unwritten rules of making a mixed CD; Karen takes up reading to seniors, which has an unexpected effect on Oscar.
Oscar and Emma hold a hot tub party, but Lacey is the only one to attend; DRPD has a new mascot, Safety Pete, who is a crowd-pleaser until Karen gets in on the act; Hank's house suffers damage leaving him homeless.
When Hank makes fun of the air conditioning at Corner Gas, he suddenly finds that the heat is on; Karen and Davis win some meat in a contest, but have trouble finding a place to keep their winnings; an abandoned pet brings out the motherly instincts in Lacey and Wanda.
Both Brent and Lacey try out the self-serve option at their businesses with mixed results; Wanda tries to regain her rightful place as the Rumour Queen of Dog River, while Hank tries to rid himself of his old laptop.
The parents of the players aren't happy when Corner Gas and The Ruby sponsor Davis's soccer team; eerie circumstances force Karen out of Police Cruiser #1, causing her to look elsewhere for transportation; Wanda's past comes back to haunt her.
Brent puts his own reputation into question by making Lacey participate in an eating contest; Oscar takes advantage of Emma's new mp3 player; Hank and Wanda end up in a battle due to Karen's auctioneering skills.