Corner Gas

(Oscar and Emma are in a hot tub) Oscar: Yeah, what do you think? Brent: About what? Did you get a hair cut? Oscar: No, look! Brent: New glasses? Oscar: We bought a hot tub, Jackass!

Fitzy: Karen, Davis, I present to you the future of community policing. Davis: Is it a robot? I hope it's a robot!

Wanda: So drop us a post card from whatever town you move to. Hank: I'm not leaving town. Wanda: Just planting the seed.

Davis: I decided last night, when I was working on Safety Pete's character... He doesn't speak. Karen: That's something you should explore more with your Davis character.

Brent: I just hope Hank's all right. Wanda: Let him go, Brent! If he comes back, he's yours; if he doesn't, he never was.

Brent: You're staying at Wanda's house? Hank: Yeah, I told you I had it covered. I mean, it probably gives her some comfort at night, having a man around. Wanda: Comfort's not the word, and 'man' isn't even close.

Lacey: So why did everyone bail on your folks' hot tub party last night? Brent: Why would anyone go in the first place? There's your puzzle.

Fitzy: I just saw some kids who said Safety Pete was hilarious. Karen: Yeah, but you have to remember, kids are stupid.