(Brent has found a hair in his soup) Brent: It's probably the cook's hair. Lacey: Oh... but Josh wears a hairnet back there. Although the Ruby Cook and Busboy has appeared in many episodes, both credited and uncredited (beginning with Cell Phone, in season 1), and has had the occasional line, he has never been called by name before.
The magic book that Lacey reads in the episode is called Magic Made Easy and is by Mark Mallet. This is the same name that was used in the second season episode American In Saskatchewan; Mark Mallet was Dog River's original Goodwill Ambassador.
The Latin phrase that Wanda uses when she gives the lamp back to Emma is "Nemo dat quod non habet." (No one gives what he does not possess.)
Brent: Like I don't have enough face east to west, now it's pushing northward. Lacey: Maybe you could grow a beard, kind of bolster the south.
(Brent is emptying the milk cooler) Brent: The cooling unit in here's fried. Hank: Oh, I'll fix it for you. Brent: What's that going to cost me? Hank: Do it for free. Brent: I mean the inevitable fire... what's that going to cost me?
Brent: I'm going bald, Hank. These things are like lemmings. Hank: Lemmings go bald? Lacey: Lemmings follow each other off cliffs and jump to their deaths. Hank: Just 'cause they're going bald? That's a bit drastic.
Karen: How did Florence die anyway? Wanda: Oh, ah... she died of a rare condition called "almost 100." Davis: Good ol' natural causes!
(Wanda comes in carrying a paper bag with the lamp in it) Wanda: Check this out, I got it at the Bickleigh auction. Hank: Old lady Bickleigh had quite the collection of paper bags.
(referring to her original Featherstone lamp) Wanda: The value of this stuff went through the roof when he went blind in 1903. Hank: I think he made this one in 1904.
Emma: My elephant lamp! Where'd you get that? Wanda: Florence Bickleigh gave it to me... sold it to me. Emma: How could she sell you my lamp? Brent: In Wanda's defence, Florence was dead at the time.
Davis: Hey Wanda, you were right when you said that lamp was uuug-ly! Karen: She didn't say it was ugly, you said it was ugly. Wanda: Thank you, Karen. Karen: She said it was tacky and/or icky.
Davis: As far as I know, possession is nine-tenths of the law. Karen: That's not the law, that's just some old adage. Davis: You got any newer adages? Karen: Is that part of the finders-keepers, losers-weepers law? Emma: So the lamp is mine! Wanda: You're the weeper, I'm the finder-keeper.
Brent: I don't like this hairdo. Lacey: It's not a 'hairdo,' Agnes. Brent: My head smells like a mango; I look like an idiot that smells like a mango.
Lacey: Your hair is not froofy, it's not puffy; You know what? It barely smells like anything. (a farmer comes up behind Brent and begins sniffing his hair) Brent: Is there a farmer sniffing my head? Lacey: People around here just aren't used to mangos.
Hank: Don't worry about it. You'll look good bald... look distinguished. Brent: Really? (a car honks outside for gas) Maybe that's a casting agent from a soap opera! Lacey: Maybe they're from 'The Bald & The Beautiful'! Lacey is making a joke on the name of an actual American soap opera The Bold And The Beautiful.
Lacey: You know, some of the sexiest men in the world are bald. Sean Connery. Ed Harris... very sexy. Andre Agassi. ...Elmer Fudd... is really cute. Brent: Whew, big drop-off between three and four there. Sean Connery (1930 - ) is a well-known Scottish actor, most noted for playing James Bond, who was voted "Sexiest Man Alive" by People Magazine in 1989. Ed Harris (1950 - )is an American actor who has been nominated for four Academy Awards. Andre Agassi (1970 - ) is an American tennis player who has been ranked Number 1 in the world. Elmer J. Fudd is a cartoon character; he is constantly trying to hunt Bugs Bunny, unsuccessfully. He has a speech impediment that causes him to pronounce his Rs as Ws, as in "Wascally Wabbit!"
Oscar: Lacey does magic tricks! She's good, she's like that Kurt Henning. Oscar may be mixing up a couple of Canadian heroes: Kurt Browning and Doug Henning. Kurt Browning (1966 - ) is a professional figure skater who has appeared in various ice shows, as well as competing in the Olympics. Although he never won any medals at the Olympics, he's a Canadian and World champion. Doug Henning (1947 - 2000) was a magician who had successful Broadway shows, and created special effects for rock stars. He appeared on various talk shows throughout his career, and had an annual World of Magic special that was nominated for seven Emmys.
Lacey: I know Sherlock Holmes doesn't get out this way often, but that's no reason to let logic take a holiday. Sherlock Holmes is the fictional detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who relied on logic to solve crimes.
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