Corner Gas

Brent: It's the Dog River Howler. The information is sketchy at best. Remember last year when those coyotes were coming into town, eating people's cats? (scene cuts to the newspaper headline, "Cattle Killed by Werewolfs")

Hank: Lacey, you've been trying to get a traffic light in this town for years. Lacey: Hank, I moved here ten months ago.

Oscar: I don't want a traffic light. No one in Dog River does. Lacey: What about the train crossing signal? You like that all right. Oscar: That's different. It goes, "Ding, ding, ding!", and the arm swings up and down. It puts on a good show.

Fitzy: It's time Dog River joins the 20th century. Karen: Then we'd only be one century behind.

Lacey: Hey, Brent, before you order, try one of these. Brent: Food before I order. Let's keep this new policy.

Wanda (to Emma): I didn't know you could draw. Oscar: She draws, paints... all that crap. Emma: He's so supportive.

Wanda: Lots of people have tattoos. King George V had a tattoo. Brent: So? One in five kings gets a tattoo, you jump on the bandwagon.

Hank: Hey Brent, can you loan me some cash? Brent: Is that like your official greeting now?