Emma: I'm sticking with Oscar. You gotta dance with the one that brung you. Oscar: Damn right! Emma: No matter how disappointed you are in his dancing. Oscar: Damn right!
Oscar: People don't take us seriously out on the ice. Wanda: Are you saying we're losing our sheet cred?
Oscar: Before you make this shot, I just want to say that shirt really brings out the green in your eyes. Emma: Thirty-five years of marriage and he doesn't even know my eyes are blue.
Davis: Don't let your lousy policing skills get you down. Everybody does something completely moronic now and then. Karen: You're just being nice.
Brent: I'm not exactly sure what just happened but you're on my team now, right? Hank: Yeah, and frankly... Brent: Stop saying frankly.
Oscars: There's no strategy in curling, you just throw rocks. Brent: Maybe that's why our team record with you as skip is... Wanda? Wanda: Two wins, eighty-seven loses and one tie. The wins were by default and the tie was against Mrs. Carter's grade three class.
Myrtle (while on painkillers): And the moon farthest from Jupiter has a cave on it, so there's no reason to bring a tent.
Oscar: Do you know what the phrase ease up means? Emma: Do you know what the phrase shut up means?
Lacey: HAVE A HEART! Hank: I think you mean HURRY HARD!
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