Corner Gas

Brent: Let's head back to the farm house. Lacey: Brent, you're leaving behind your gas-man's badge of triumph. Brent: Believe me, it weighs heavy on my conscience, but it weighs even heavier on my shoulder.

Oscar: Good old Russell. He was always there for you. A kind word, a smile... Hank: We're never going to make the game. Oscar: The jerk was always making me late.

Lacey: I don't think anyone's home. I wonder where they could be. Brent: I don't know. It's almost like there is a huge football game in a nearby city.

Davis (after losing the Grey Cup tickets): Well, I'll have to go to a scalper. Karen: Isn't it weird for you to go to a scalper? Davis: Why? Because I'm a Cree man? I resent that! Karen: Because you're a police officer and scalping tickets is illegal. Davis: Oh yeah.

Davis: A glove compartment is for gloves. You're not supposed to put other things in there. Karen: I hate to think what you keep in a handbag.