Corner Gas

Wanda: You guys know what you have to do. Brent: Yeah, we know. (long pause) Wanda: Do you want me to tell you? Brent: Please.

(about all the trash he's found) Oscar: It's not junk, it's treasure. Emma: Treasure? You'd make a lousy pirate.

Oscar: You wanted me to get a new hobby, this is it. Emma: Wandering around picking up trash isn't a hobby, it's a symptom.

Oscar: Maybe I'll go for a walk somewhere where I'm appreciated. Emma: That'll be a long walk.

Brent: Who's Sarah Harding? Lacey: She's new. Brent: I'm not up on that new stuff. Wanda: You're not up on it or you're not into it? Brent: I might be into it, if I was up on it, but I'm not up on it so I'm not into it. What I'm into, I'm up on. Lacey: I'm mostly into what I'm up on, but even though I'm not up on the new stuff, I'm sort of into it. Brent: I'm down with that.

Lacey: Don't hacky-sack in the restaurant. Karen: Is that like a rule? Because you don't have a sign. Lacey: We can't have a sign for everything. Read the sign! (points to sign reading "We don't have a sign for everything. Lacey")

Oscar: You can't just leave 'em there. That's pants. Wanda: Nobody likes pant waste. Brent: God, I hope it's not genetic.

Wanda: You're getting more like (Oscar) every day. Brent: Don't be a jackass.