Corner Gas

Lacey: What'll you have? Davis: Coffee. Lacey: On a day like today? Davis: Yeah, on hot days, I like hot things, and on cold days, I like cold things. And when it's in between, I'm stuck.

Hank: Hey, Brent. You got any polar bears? I just thought since it's so cold in here, maybe you started selling them. Cold Customer: (laughs) That's a good one! Brent: That doesn't make any sense; nobody sells polar bears.

Hank: Why is it so hot in here? Brent: 'Cause the air conditioner's broke. Hank: What? Oh, man, now I look like an idiot in this snowsuit. Brent: You weren't coming off like a real genius without it.

(Hank is struggling to get out of a snowsuit with a broken zipper) Hank: Come off! Come! Off! Brent: Just yelling 'come off' isn't going to work; trust me, I used to try that on women's clothing when I was in high school. We're going to have to cut you out of there.

Hank: You mean I put five sticks of butter down my pants for nothing? Brent: Not nothing; it got good laughs. Besides, turning off the air conditioner's a good way to help the environment. (cut to)... David Suzuki: Brent's right. And here's another energy-saving tip: turn off your appliances when you're not using them, like your TV during commercials or celebrity cameos. Hey! Don't touch that blender, my smoothie's in there!