Oscar: Someone has to keep an eye on that fruitcake next door! Emma: Why don't you go undercover and pretend to rake the leaves? Oscar: Good idea! Emma: And while you're pretending to rake the leaves, why don't you rake the leaves?
Brent (holding camera): That guy out there made fun of my camera. Wanda: So you stole his carburetor? Brent: This is my camera. Wanda: Oh, of course it is, and she's a beauty!
Brent: Boy, my camera sure took an emotional beating today. Poor thing. Everybody's teasing it because it's not digital. Emma: You figure they're teasing the camera, not you? Brent: Tease me, tease my camera... we're a team.
Hank: You don't have to miss out; we could be a team. Lacey: No. Hank: Yeah, sure... It's a natural. With your knowledge of city stuff and my knowledge of not-city stuff, we know all stuff! Lacey: 'We know all stuff.' Wow, that does sound impressive, but I'm just not really drawn to an afternoon of drinking beer and staring at a TV.
Hank: Hey, Wanda's here. We should get her on our team, she knows everything. Lacey: Nobody knows everything. Brent: So what exactly is a mega-pixel? Wanda: It determines the resolution of the image. Karen: Wanda, what are the house odds in roulette? Wanda: Straight-up pays out 35 to 1, but house odds increase with double zero bets. Hank: What's the capital of Canada? Wanda: Ask a nine-year old!
Brent: Should you and Davis both be in here at the same time? Is that the best way to keep the mean streets safe? Karen: It's Dog River. What are the odds of a crime going down? Brent: Yeah, I guess you're right. Karen: No, seriously, what are the odds? I'll give you eight to one.
Oscar: Don't call it "Gnome Oscar." Emma: We have to avoid confusion. I will call you "Flesh Oscar."
Oscar: Why can't we have normal neighbours? Emma: Because you always frighten them away.
Brent: Well, I'm not getting a new camera just for the sake of getting a new camera. This thing works fine... nothing wrong with it. Oscar: Damn right. Glad to hear you talking some sense for once. Brent: Wow, I must be way off base on this.
Lacey: Hala? Our team name is Hala? Hank: 'H-A' from Hank, and 'L-A' from Lacey. It's pretty clever, huh? Lacey: I think 'Laha' would sound better. Hank: No, too many Hs.
Emma: You stole a gnome? I was just kidding when I said 'do something stupid.' Oscar: I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. Neighbours borrow stuff from neighbours all the time... I was just being neighbourly. (neighbour knocks on door) Oscar: Pretend we're not home.
(Oscar walks out, carrying a gnome) Brent: Where'd you get the gnome? Emma: Which one?
Hank: I see you're back to the Crap-Master. Brent: Snap-Master. It's got a nice picture-taking feature I enjoy.
(looking at Brent's ancient camera) Yellow Car Driver: Do they even make film for that thing? Brent: No, a little bird carves the picture with its beak. Brent, in jokingly saying that a bird carves the picture, is alluding to The Flintstones, a 1960s cartoon set in prehistoric times. The appliances on the show were all animal-driven, including the cameras that had little birds inside that carved the pictures with their beaks.
Lacey: The original title of this Beatles song was "Scrambled Eggs." Hank: Satisfaction. Lacey: That's not even... Lacey was probably going to say that (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction was a hit song for the Rolling Stones, not the Beatles. The Rolling Stones were often considered to be a more rebellious, wild alternative to the Beatles. Wanda, instead of answering the question, begins telling a long story about the song, without ever naming it, and Team Wahala doesn't answer the question. The song in question is Yesterday.
Oscar: We're in this together! Emma: Whatever you say, Sundance. Emma calls Oscar "Sundance" in reference to the 1969 movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, where the two main characters were thieves.
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