The Pilates Method is a physical fitness system that was developed in the early 20th century by Joseph Pilates.
In the first scene in The Ruby, Hank's sweatshirt is completely off his right shoulder when he starts talking. In mid sentence, the angle changes and it is up on his shoulder.
Wanda: What's in the bag? Brent: Coffin nails. Wanda: Cigarettes? Brent: No. Actual coffin nails. They're for my dad.
Lacey: Hi guys. Oh wow! Those are some nice shirts. What, ya on a team? Hank: I gotta go. Brent: See ya at practice! Hank: We're not on a team!
Emma: I can't believe Sparky Dougsford is dead. Oscar: I thought he died years ago.
Brent (to Hank): Oh, just a heads-up, I'm having a coffee. So if you have a coffee too, we'll both be drinking the same drink and people might think we're on some kind of coffee team.
Hank: We're identical! Brent: We're not identical, I have different pants than you. Hank: I don't even wanna get into your pants. Brent: You're not gonna with that kind of whining.
Hank: I've got a plan. Brent: Count me out. Hank: You haven't even heard it yet. Brent: See how I've learned?
Brent: When Mrs. Wopisky first started her macrame class, people picketed. Lacey: They picketed macrame class? Brent: They said it was a waste of string.
Emma: This place is fuller than when you bought all that Y2K survival junk. Oscar: Don't laugh about the Y2K, it could still happen.
Brent: No Fear, that's what I say. No Fear. You know where I read that? Lacey: Where? Brent: On the T-shirt of a kid working down at the Co-op. He didn't let fear stand in his way. He stood there bravely bagging onions.
Wanda: The shirt's fine, but not as good as I built it up to be when I said "Nice shirt". Brent: Oh. Wanda: I mean "Nice shirt" is just something you say. It doesn't mean anything. It's like "Pardon me," or "Have a nice day," or "You look good, Brent!"
Wanda: Nice shirt. Brent: Well, thank you. But it's really no surprise. I have a way with shirts. Wanda: A way with shirts? Brent: Yeah. Great shirts just come to me.
Emma: You've been working on the same bookshelf for thirteen years. Oscar: Do you want it done fast, or do you want it done right?
Hank: This whole shirt thing, this could ruin our friendship. Brent: No it won't. Remember that cult? Everybody wore the exact same shoes and sweats. Hank: Yeah, they commited mass suicide. Brent: Yeah. But they got along great.
Lacey: Come on Brent. Don't you want to unify your mind and body? Brent: No! I'm not gonna put all my eggs in one basket.
Brent: What kind of team wears plaid shirts? Not even the CFL is that broke.
Lacey: Okay, if I start a Pilates class will you join? Brent: That depends. Lacey: On what? Brent: On, what's Pilates? Lacey: Oh, okay. Pilates is a method of unifying your mind and your body-- Brent: You lost me.
Brent: Not even the CFL is that broke. The Canadian Football League (CFL; French: Ligue Canadienne de Football) is a league located entirely within Canada that plays football according to Canadian rules which include a larger field than American football (110 yards as opposed to 100 yards), more player per side (12 as opposed to 11), and fewer downs (3 as opposed to 4). It is considered to be the highest level of play in Canadian professional football.
Brent: Remember that cult? Everybody wore the exact same shoes and sweats. Hank: Yeah, they commited mass suicide. This is a reference to the Heaven's Gate cult, the members of which committed suicide en-mass in 1997 in suburban San Diego, in an attempt to catch a ride on a spaceship they believed was hidden in the tail of a comet.
Hank: You have shirt powers. But you're forgetting - with great shirt power comes great shirt responsibility. This is a reference to the line in Spider-Man, that "with great power comes great responsibility."
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