Corner Gas

Davis: You have a big TV! Brent: Yeah. Davis: It's huge! Brent: That's what big means.

Brent: A curse jar? Whose dumb-ass idea was that?

Emma: I'm not putting the tube back on your toothpaste anymore. Oscar: It doesn't need your cap. It's not just going to squirt out of the tube on its own. Brent, do you think the toothpaste is just going to squirt out of the tube on its own? Brent: I'm on a tropical beach right now. Oscar (to Emma): See, he agrees with me!

Brent: I got a new TV. Big screen, high-def. Makes you feel like you're right in the show. (cut to Lloyd Robertson in the CTV studio) Lloyd Robertson: Labour leaders called a general strike in ... (Brent is sitting next to him, eating chips loudly) Lloyd Robertson: Do I come to where you work and crunch chips? Brent: No, but you're welcome to.

Lacey: It must be nice to just be able to tune someone out while nodding and adding a few, "Yeah, I guesses," to the conversation. Brent: Yeah, I guess.

Brent: I thought I had another flyer. Wanda: I chucked it. It's outside in the garbage. Brent: Why would you throw away ... ? Wanda: Garbage? I'm an enigma. Brent: Does that pay well? Because I get a feeling your gas station career is winding up.

Wanda (to Brent): Do you think a four-foot-wide TV is a good idea when your living room is five-foot-square?

Brent: I wouldn't have thought it was possible but I think my TV is too big. Wanda: Well, you sit a foot away from it. Brent: Oh, man, I've got Burt Reynolds burnt on to my retina.

Brent: Wow, nice rock! Who're you trying to impress? Lacey: Well, Wanda. I don't think she noticed. Brent: Maybe you should send her flowers instead.

Hank: We're guys. We don't interact in a meaningful way. Davis: It's one of the things that sets us apart from women. Plus, that and the fact that we can stand up to... Karen: Yeah, yeah! Quit bragging. Davis: No brag, just fact.

Emma: What's this? Oscar: I'm naked! Emma: Well, I didn't think you were holding a wrinkly handbag.