Lacey: Whoa, somebody wimped out on the pact!
Hank: No, no, no, I painted my face green, see?
Lacey: Yes. You did. And so did I, because we are real fans. Unlike Brent.
Brent: I'm a fan! Look, that spearmint gum, green. These chips I'm eating got flecks of green stuff all over them. The washer fluid ... all right, that's blue, but if I put some lemon juice in there, green.
Lacey: You use that lame excuse on St. Patrick's day too.