Corner Gas Season 6 Episode 10

Hank: So are we taking your car or my truck? That way, we save on gas.
Brent: You never pay me for gas.
Hank: That's how I save on gas.

Lacey: I know where you got that sweater.
Wanda: I got it at a store.
Lacey: Yeah, but you left out one detail: a thrift store.
Wanda: I left out a lot of details: it was a white building, linoleum floors, smelled like old cabbage...

Oscar: Did you turn off the coffee maker?
Emma: Just leave it!
Oscar: It could explode!
Emma: It won't explode, it's decaffeinated.

Davis: There's no doubt you're a senior rookie. I know that and you know that. But we're cops. We're constantly on the move. Seconds count. I think we should drop the word senior.
Karen: It's two syllables! How much time is that going to save?
Davis: The difference between life and death. I could be halfway through saying "senior" and be shot.
Karen: But who'd blame me?

(in line at the comic book convention)
Hank: Oh, man, I can't believe Peter Moore's actually here in the flesh.
Brent: Stay cool! He's only human; he eats, sleeps and breathes just like the rest of us, so don't get all freaky and weird.
Hank: We're up, we're up.
Brent: Hi, Peter, I'm huge... fan, I'm a huge fan. It's nice to touch you in person. Meet, not touch. Not that it wouldn't be nice... to touch you. I've been shaking your hand too long.

(Brent gives Peter Moore a comic book)
Brent: Hi. It's kind of funny, but I forgot to get you to sign this.
Peter Moore: Who should I make it out to?
Brent: Me.
Peter Moore: Your name?
Brent: Yes.
Peter Moore: What's your name?
(long silence)
Hank: Brent.
Brent: Not now!
Hank: No, he wants your name.
Brent: Just be cool!

Hank: It's a good thing you didn't take me along for the signing, I might have done something stupid, like spill coffee all over Peter Moore. Oh, wait, that was you! Well, at least we got our comics signed. No, we didn't, because of you!
Brent: Yeah, I get it.
Hank: The up-side is that we didn't get escorted embarrassingly out of the building. No, we managed to fit that in as well, because of you!