Lacey: Hey, guys. Can I take your order? Davis: Well, first of all, Officer Pelly's not a guy. She's what I like to call a human being. Secondly, taking an order sounds rather aggressive. Can we call it something like a request or a gentle reminder? Karen: Oh my God! Lacey: All right. Here's a gentle reminder. If you don't order something, you have to leave. Karen: We'll just get two coffees to go, black. Davis: African-American.
Oscar: I got some new jokes for you. Why did the two blondes cross the road? Davis: To get to the university, to complete their PhDs? Oscar: What the hell happened to him? Karen: He's just sensitive to other people's needs now. Oscar: Well, what about my needs to make fun of people? Karen: Maybe you should try some sensitivity training. Oscar: Oh, blow it out your shorts.
Fitzy: (to Davis) Karen's brought it to my attention that you've been telling blonde jokes in the workplace. Did you tell the one about the blonde and the ice cream cone? Karen: Fitzy! Fitzy: Well, if I'm going to send him to a sensitivity course, I have to know what it's for. Davis: Sensitivity course? It was just a couple of blonde jokes. Fitzy: I know, but once someone registers a formal complaint, I have to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Karen: Thanks for your support, Fitzy.
Oscar: Hey, I got a new joke for you. Why did the blonde tie a magnet to her fishing line? Davis: I don't know, why? Oscar: She was fishing for steelhead trout. (Oscar and Davis laugh) Davis: Good one. Why can't blondes make ice cubes? Oscar: I don't know, why? Davis: Because they keep forgetting the recipe. (to Karen) You don't seem to be enjoying the jokes. Karen: Maybe it's because I'm blonde. Oscar: Oh, right. She doesn't get them.
Rob Van Meenan, in the role of the photographer, was credited as 'Rob Van Meenen'.
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