Corner Gas

Brent: Well, that was kind of embarrassing. Hank: No one needs to know, right? Brent: That's right, we never talk about this again. (pause) That was no fair, they had a gun! Hank: We could've lost an eye... then no more fun and games. Except for pirates. A lot of pirates have just one eye. They have lots of fun and games. Brent: We should go back to that 'not talking about this.'

Hank: Money is power, Brent. Brent: Is this where you try to borrow some power off me? Hank: No. (long pause) Can I borrow twenty bucks for an unrelated thing?

Emma: The last thing Oscar fixed was breakfast. And he broke the toaster. And we weren't even having toast.

Brent: Hey, remember when we were kids, we had that tree house? Hank: Oh, yeah, that was a great tree house; I wonder if it's still standing? Brent: Sure it is. Hank: How do you know? Brent: That old tree house was such a big part of our childhood that if it had fallen down, somehow a part of me would just know it. Plus I can see it over there.

(looking at pictures of Peggy's grandchild) Oscar: What a cutie! She'll break hearts! Emma: For the fifth time, it's a boy!

(looking at the tree house) Hank: When I build something, it stays built. Brent: I built it. Hank: I built the rope ladder, it's still there. (pulls down the ladder) ...It's a chain now! Brent: Have you been secretly coming here on the weekend, doing renos?

Hank: To defeat a child, you gotta think like a child. Brent: Well, you are uniquely qualified.

Davis: Please? Do it again... double or nothing! Wanda: Double or nothing what? We're not betting anything. Davis: I thought it was just an expression.