Hank: I like this TV free week. You know, I finally have time to catch up on some reading. Wanda: What are you reading, the back of cereal boxes? Hank: Yeah. Yeah, I started with the back of the Trix box, then I got through the Alpha-Bits box, and Shreddies, couldn't put it down. If you want, I'll lend it to you. Wanda: Oh, thanks. But I read these things called books. Hank: Oh. Well, if you get tired of those, I recommend anything from Kellogg's.
Emma: Let's put it to a vote. All in favour of no TV for a week and sticking it to Wullerton, spit. (everyone spits) Fitzy: Done. Oscar: Hey. You tricked us!
Brent: TV's like the brother I never had. Hank: I thought I was the brother you never had. Brent: No, you're the non-brother I did have.
Emma: I read that tomorrow is the start of "Turn Off Your TV Week." Brent: I propose we ban reading. Emma: Well, I think Dog River should take part. Even Wullerton's doing it. (everyone spits) Emma: I'd like to stick it to that town. I should have won their knitting contest, you saw what I knit. Brent: You knitted a scarf that says, "Wullerton sucks." Emma: Well, they should have recognized the skill involved.
Lacey's show "So You Think Your Kid Can Dance" is a reference to "So You Think You Can Dance" and may also be a nod to "I Know My Kid's a Star".
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