Christmas Eve: Ena agrees to play the piano for the play. The residents try to make mend with the costumes, although Minnie doesn't go down too well as a gaiety girl. Ena opens with "Land of Hope and Glory" and Emily gets stage fright. The curtain gets stuck so Ena leads everyone in sing-songs. Jed prompts as Albert gets stuck in the French Window. Emily is plied with tranquilisers and whisky. After the play she faints into Swindley's arms. Cast: Mrs Gilda Montefiore Emily, Duchess of Bannock Annie, Gerald, Duke of Bannock Ken, Lady Priscilla Dauntsey Christine, Hon Reggie Fitzgerald Harry, Manders Albert, Duke of Selina Frank, Lady Rhona Philbeach Minnie, Mrs Savage Concepta, Nellie the maid - Florriemoreless